Cowan witnesses a lady who’s just a bit too free-spirited at the river. Nate’s experiences Godspell during a heat spell. Mother’s Day is for everyone and their dog. Dogs give you pervert cancer. Period trackers and DNA tests are transphobic. Indecent Exposure is problematic.

Chris is unusually self-conscious about his outfit, and his arms. Nate gets typecast in a vacation Bible school video. Chris joins a country club. Someone pulls a Jesus-juke on a vaccine discussion. Calling obesity unhealthy is white supremacy. Lemurs are problematic.

Chris refuses to edit the podcast, and talks about picking up a couple of hot chicks. Nate experiences a surprisingly adequate video game film adaptation. Share that post or you’re failing God! Satan is behind Social Distancing! Kindness is a sign of white supremacy and CAPATALASM!! Superman is problematic. Check out our action-packed ninja gorefest:...

Nate gets ready to drop some cash on a certain magical kingdom. Chris takes advantage of his son’s DIY attitude. Nate gets an unusual voice message. The CDC is really starting to lose it. You can buy a chihuahua police dog thin blue line Christian cross flag. Dwayne Johnson’s photoshopped head has an important message...

Chris updates his office with a midcentury modern motif. Nate barely survives a real-life slasher scene. We award a Stunny for most awkward sex ed video ever. Some guy wants Christians to give their shirts more. Black sheep are really the curse-breakers of the family. A sketchy Christian alternative to Netflix is following Chris everywhere....

Chris’ booming facebook group has a schism over wokeness. Chris goes to the movies for the first time in months, and discusses his parenting strategy. Nate meets a fro-yo employee who’s just a little too excited to serve him. Facebook Marketplace has some interesting offerings, someone with presumably good intentions finds the worst way to...

We risk our lives for your entertainment, discuss the various Robins, and Chris’ wife’s favorite TV shows. Chris shares the ultimate first-world problem: Having too many Xboxes. Nate awards a Stunny to the most 80’s-style game ever. Educating your kids is racist and sexist. Different times of the day have very vague spiritual meanings. Some...

Nate shares his Family Guy impersonations, and Chris shares a creepy story about his Barney impression. Nate’s first-world status reaches new heights, while Chris has a privilege check so egregious, Nate has to guess what it is. We give a Stunny Award for the show with the longest list of prerequisites ever. Someone on Facebook...

We determine which level of mask-wearers we are. Chris gets overwhelmed by fashion choices and introduces his kids to a scandalous 80’s film. Nate takes his kids to the snow. Neil deGrasse Tyson has no idea what he’s talking about. Weight-loss is fatphobic.

We go on a tangent about I Kissed Dating Goodbye, Left Behind, and other questionable milestones from Christian culture. Cowan’s kid has an audition. Nate’s desire to get a bigger TV might cause marital problems. A rich snob thinks you can sheepishly laugh in someone’s face. Someone tries to be anti-racist and ends up just...