Suburb Trolls

Suburb Trolls

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Suburb Trolls episodes

  • Ep 31. Super Gonorrhoea, Funnel Webs and Drinking Wee

    This week we talk about the fact that Super Gonorrhoea has landed in Australia. Kent discovers a correlation between house prices and funnel web spiders. We also discuss embracing the vaccine distribution network and use it to inject people with gene therapy that will help cut down commuter times.... somehow.

    33 min
  • Ep 30. Petrol Wars, Submarines and a plan for flood zones

    This week we talk about the shortlisted submarine base locations, petrol price wars in Broken Hill and what Casula needs to learn from Mosman. Kent comes up with a radical solution for flood locations and Mike tells the Liberals how to win in the election battleground of Western Australia.

    36 min
  • Ep 29. Go home Russia, ya b@stards (and more)

    In our Russian special, we denounce the invasion and offer to accept Ukranian refugee's called Nikki. We look into a nudist house in Logan and consider the merits of a bare scrotum on a leather lounge. We talk transgender people, and trans-suburbs.

    38 min
  • Ep 28. Suburb Trolls Pornography Edition
    In what is certainly the worst behaved Trolls episode ever, this week we connect politics to pornography. We look into some of the left field political parties contesting the upcoming election and consider which suburbs match the search categories on pornhub and or Kent's internet search history.
    34 min
  • Ep 27. Rich Dad Poor Dad, Woke Signs & More Wrong Opinions

    This episode begins with it being called episode 28, so already it's f*cked. Things don't pick up much, as Mike complains about the Rich Dad Poor Dad bloke being a muppet with his views on negative gearing. We chat about the blue chip local council trying to convince people they're not racist, and the correlation between property prices, and romantic sounding places.

    35 min
  • Ep 26. Guns in the Suburbs and a Pensioners Bush
    This week is dedicated to suburbs with rude place names like Muff Creek because... well, the Trolls are pretty immature. In the news we cover the Potts Point public sex act and share the audio of the incident, which we realise does nothing to convey the gravity of the scene. We also look at the top gun toting suburbs in Australia, thanks to the investigative work of the Greens.
    31 min
  • Ep 24. Landmine Sniffing Rats, UFO Sightings & Hot Suburbs
    In this jam packed episode, we look at housing affordability and how that will impact the political landscape, yeah... us! We pay homage to the deceased landmine sniffing rat and look at literally hot suburbs. Kent's back with his conspiracy corner, this time talking about UFO sightings, which leads to an unusual voicemail in the Trolls answering machine.
    38 min
  • Ep 23. Poo in the Water, Chinese Spies and Doomsday Hotspots

    Yeah, we apologise for the title of this show, but all those things were on the table for this episode. We look investigate what makes suburbs turn from dodgy to expensive and vice versa. As it turns out, such as in Bondi, dumping sewerage in the water has a massive impact. 
    Kent creates his own conspiracy segment, and we look into the best suburbs to thrive in an apocalypse. 

    42 min
  • Ep 22. Sydney to Newcastle fast rail, Clive Palmer and a bin's day out

    The trolls are back in the swing for the new year! This week we cover the proposed Sydney to Newcastle rail link and what that could mean for property prices, with a detour into rail based crime.
    We also chat about Clive Palmers plan to provide a 20% tax cut to people in the regions.
    We also zoom in on the MacKay market and look at what their bins are up to these days.

    32 min

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Australia's worst behaved property investment podcast. If you like your suburbs served to you on a tray of data with a side of crime statistics and potty humour, you've come to the right place. The…