Suburb Trolls

This week we learn why you should never bury marijuana or indeed grow it in your roof. We talk dodgy Daryl and goodbye Gladys as the NSW Premier exists office.

Kent launches a new segment called "Australia's Cheapest Homes AKA Where the f*ck is this place?"

Kent also discovers 'Property Sex', and decides it's a good idea for Mike to read the description. The BEEP button starts smoking and Mike immediately regrets it.

This week Kent launches a new segment and sings, we look at whether poor people drink more booze as A Current Affair would have us believe and we explore the reasons why brothels need more bathrooms and how that's playing out in the property market.

We also highlight the poo epidemic in Yorke Peninsula SA and for some reason, spend a large amount of time considering the pubic region of Japanese people, both in Australia and abroad.

This week we confirm which state is the underquoting champion of Australia. The results won't shock you. We also meet Ripper the human impersonating duck, who was almost lost to the archives of science. 
Kent discusses the suburbs where the most obese and indeed leanest people in Australia live and we look at the suburbs where you're most likely to die from some sort of food poisoning or rat encounter.

This week we chat drive through vax clinics and are shamed by an anti-vaxxer on the call in line suggesting death is imminent. We look at NSW's hotspots for pornographic crime and check in with Goulburn's Poultry Fanciers Society.

Kent launches a new segment about places he's lived, and they all turn out to be horrible. All that and much much less.

With our first ever celebrity guest Veronica Morgan, this week we look at the popularity of pets as electoral candidates in Darwin.

We consider the dangers of wearing celebrity perfume brands that give local wildlife the horn, and hear from Darren in Logan again on as he calls in to talk about domesticating mice to deliver drugs to Wellington Prison NSW.

We also begin our State vs State championships to find the underquoting capital of Australia.

This week the Trolls consider whether outdoor intercourse would be considered strenuous exercise, stop in at Adelaide to check our their explosive Bunnies and get their first caller from a Logan after reporting on a lady trying to visit a drive through liquor shop on her horse.

Another terrible episode where the Suburb Trolls talk about a decline in incest, why Dandenong is the Hoax capital of Australia and how people from Guyra look at windfarms as witchcraft.

Kent finally checks back in to see if the auction price guides were in his words "bulls*it and we consider whether sheep can technically be art.

This week we look at Richmond TAS taking the tourism world by storm and the property market with it. Not content with that, we look at Townsville, rated QLD's shittiest towns 2021.

A main feature for the episode is Pete Evan's hippy commune being shut down by the local council.

This week we take a close look at Logan, one of the darlings of property investment commentary. We also share the whereabouts of the missing Big Bird costume and report on the epidemic of 'Hairy Panic'. 

In this episode the Trolls look at the cancellation of Deniliquin ute muster, house prices, Western Australia's best hotspots and much much less.