In this Suburb Trolls Christmas special, we ask what exactly a yuletide is and what happened to the Gay Time ice cream.
Darren from Logan calls in from lockdown and talks about taking up the Cello, which ends in discussion of a three inch length of hose. We discuss what's happened to crime during lockdowns and Kent ridicules Mike's 2022 property market predictions whilst sharing his own, which to be honest... are more educated.

This week anti-vaxxer Bianca from Bondi calls back in and we discuss the woman who lost her job at the Ubuntu Church for getting the jab. Mike tries clicking African languages, crocodiles wander backyards and we discuss the Dick of a policy on land tax for investors in QLD.

This week the 'Wrong Opinions' segment makes a comeback with media articles on the best places to invest. Sadly, we have to admin to the odd 'Correct Opinion' but we don't have a button for that. We also look at the suburbs where you can still buy with less than a $100,000 deposit and pose the question, should you?

We finish up with an analysis of Sydney's COVID anti-vaccination hotspots and what that can tell us about the property market in that suburb.

This week we look at the CBA's prediction of a price crash and whether that is as bollocks as their 30% crash rubbish they spouted early in the pandemic.

Regular caller Darren is back with his advertising ideas about attracting wax head bong smoking bogans out west. Kent laments the fact that bong smoking wax heads are an endangered species and we make it our mission to save them.

This week we're embarking on a Sunshine Coast special as per a fan request. Of course, we had to zoom in on Nambour where it allegedly rains meth. This leads us to analyse animal rain throughout recent history.. it really is a thing.

We also consider the current market and how it stacks up to previous cycles all the way back to the 1880s.

This episode is dedicated to the research findings of the pre-eminent and peer reviewed 'Bogan Hunter'. We look at Australia's most bogan suburbs through the lens of Kent's 'bogan-o-meter' which is his take on the SEIFA index, albeit with a generous helping of poor taste. 

We also hear from regular caller Darren from Logan, with his idea to boost tourism and trade via the invention of 'Logan Coin', the next cryptocurrency set to take the world by storm.

In this episode we talk about stuffing bottoms with noodles, French President Emmanuel Macron calls to complain about Australian's and things get personal.

We of course discuss the pear shaped French submarine deal, and believe us, a pear shape doesn't work for submarines. We look at the French nationals in Australia, where they live (spoiler alert: all the rich suburbs) and unfortunately, mention the war. We then discuss renaming all the French places in Australia in favour of their Aboriginal names, since Macron is having a tantrum.

This week we're tackling the surprising influx of friend requests we're getting from women with reddish tinged nipples, for whatever reason. We also share a heart warming story about a wonder dog and Kent shares his theories on how we can move people in housing commission homes out west.

We also look at the key bogan and snob hotspots across Australia and what that means for house prices.

This week we ponder the coming wealth tsunami from soon to be dead baby boomers. Specifically, how snotty kids with two middle names from Potts Point will be rolling in the stuff while scruffy ones from Fairfield will likely just inherit eczema and an old Torana. Kent has some great tips on how to marry into money, and run away with it as quickly as possible (see: gold-digging).

We also compare crime rates between these inheritance hotspots and find some interesting results when it comes to drug importation statistics.

To top it off, we look at some of the strangest conditions featured in the wills of wealthy benefactors.

* The first LIVE broadcast recording on Facebook*

Kylie Minogue is moving back home to Australia. Mike and Kent suggest the best suburbs for her to move to, of course with a locomotion theme. We also find NSW's number 1 hotspot for train station violence. 

In the news, we find out why Quilpie is giving away free land and discuss why Yamba could be the next Byron Bay. That is to say, shit.