SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Tom Hiddleston (Avengers: Doomsday, Loki, The Night Manager, Tenzing, and SO MUCH MORE) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on flip flops, happiness vs. meaning, and penalty shootouts in football/soccer!

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Tom also talks about:

- His foot rating on wikiFeet

- There are too many street signs

- And a song by Patsy Cline that actually is not by Patsy Cline

0:00 Intro

1:24 Tom Hiddleston joins the train

2:20 Take #1 Flip flops in cities are unacceptable

4:03 Is Tom on wikiFeet?

5:31 Kareem exposes his toes on the subway

8:01 Take #2 Happiness is overrated. Meaning is underrated.

12:40 Kareem and Tom don't understand each other's references

13:18 Take #3 There are too many street signs

16:28 Take #4 We are running out of time

19:23 Take #5 Stuttered run ups in penalty shootouts are a disaster.

21:45 Takes on Takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matthew McConaughey (Brothers, Interstellar, The Rivals of Amziah King, The Lost Bus, Dallas Buyers Club, Magic Mike, Mud, and his books Greenlights and Poems & Prayers) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on tipping, taking a dump, and staying young!
Matthew also talks about:
- His first words ever spoken on film
- The need for more embarrassment
- And taking insults as compliments

0:00 Intro

1:29 Matthew McConaughey joins the train

1:48 "Alright alright alright" were the first words Matthew McConaughey ever said on film

2:40 A subway rider takes 1 million selfies with Matthew and Kareem

3:05 Take #1 If the tip is included, doesn't the service suffer?

6:32 Take #2 The most underrated part of a good day is droppin' a good deuce in the AM

9:35 Take #3 One of the great secrets of staying young is believing you can do things that proof says otherwise

12:20 Start taking insults as compliments

14:21 A discussion about the assets of vanity

15:31 Take #4 What is this obsession that people have with memory?

18:18 Take #5 Starting a sentence with "honestly"...what the hell is that?

20:33 Bonus Take #1 Sports broadcasters are really getting liberal with their use of adding on -ability to the end of words

21:30 Bonus Take #2 The difference between a beer drunk and a hard liquor drunk is with a beer drunk you can anticipate trouble coming

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Conan O'Brien (Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Conan, Conan O'Brien Must Go, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on student loans, plastic surgery, and where you should be allowed to talk about your diet!

Conan also talks about:

0:00 Intro

1:50 Conan O'Brien joins the train

3:45 A conversation about Conan's testicles

4:41 Take #1 All statues should be made out of soap

7:22 Take #2 All celebrity interviews should be done the old fashioned way

11:45 Kareem and Conan do an Irish jig on the subway

14:00 Another TV show is being shot on the subway

17:03 Take #3 I believe in universal student loan forgiveness except for film majors

18:57 Take #4 We should have a separate area for people who want to talk about their diets

20:46 Take #5 I think plastic surgery should be mandatory

23:50 Takes on Takes

26:10 Conan sees his ex-wife on the subway

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ben Affleck (Netflix's Animals, The Rip, Gone Girl, Good Will Hunting, The Town, Argo, The Accountant 1 & 2, Daredevil, Pearl Harbor, need we go on listing his iconic film career?) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on promoting movies, getting bad photographs taken of you, and sad vs. tragic events!
Ben also talks about:
- Being Kareem's dream guest
- Constantly being called Matt Damon
- Being boring
- And loving Austin Butler

0:00 Intro
0:30 Ben Affleck is in TOO MANY good movies
0:54 Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest
2:41 Ben Affleck joins the train
3:04 Take #1 Promoting a movie by doing interviews actually makes it harder for people to like your movie
3:54 Ben doesn't think he is illusive
4:34 "Love your movies, Ben!"
5:20 Ben gets called Matt Damon all the time
6:29 Ben thinks he is mostly boring
7:04 Ben and Kareem have iPhone faces
7:40 Austin Butler praise
8:15 Take #2 You should never be photographed eating or smoking
9:12 The gum doesn't work...but nicotine pouches do
9:30 A subway rider gives Kareem and Ben a Zyn
10:25 Kareem is only going to smoke for one year
10:52 Why do Ben's pictures overshadow his work? He do be spilling a lot though...
12:15 Why Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest
13:10 Mitch met Ben Affleck today
13:22 Ben is the beleaguered man and he is an inspiration to all men
14:45 When Kareem started understanding Ben Affleck
16:05 Kareem makes Ben Affleck feel known for the first time
16:55 Ben's new movie Animals is about performative self
17:31 Take #3 Something can be very sad, but not tragic
18:27 It's okay to be performative
19:20 Young people need to read Sex for Dummies
20:25 "So What's Your Take?"
21:03 Takes on Takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Javier Bardem (Dune: Part 3, Cape Fear, No Country for Old Men, Skyfall, and a ton more incredible movies) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on hard rock & metal music, climate change, and being a real man!
Javier also talks about:

- Being introduced to AC/DC by his brother at age 10
- The secret to parenting and marriage
- And sucking in your gut

0:00 Intro
0:28 Javier Bardem was the dad in The Little Mermaid and is married to Penélope Cruz
0:45 Javier might be the hottest man alive
1:26 Javier Bardem joins the train
1:30 A subway dancer joins the show
2:34 Take #1 Hard Rock & Metal music is the best genre of music of them all, with the best fans and the best audience
3:45 Javier's brother introduced him to Highway to Hell by AC/DC
5:30 AC/DC might be the greatest rock band of all time
5:35 How do you like to listen to music?
6:45 We don't make mixtapes for people anymore
7:47 Take #2 Climate change is not a future problem, it's happening as we are talking
8:43 Climate change is not a political issue
9:57 Why rich people are obsessed with going to outer space
10:40 Is that what aliens sound like?
11:55 Take #3 being constantly connected is far from being present
13:40 Do you ever suck in a little bit?
15:33 Parental advice from Javier Bardem
17:15 Javier's secret to a long marriage
17:45 Take #4 A real man is the one who treats women with the respect and care they deserve
18:37 A real man takes care of his mom until the day she dies
19:27 Men could not handle pregnancy
20:04 Takes on Takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Andrew Garfield (The Uprising, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Social Network, Artificial and SO many great films and shows!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on DJs, how to be a real man, and treating dogs better than humans!
Andrew also talks about:
- Live theater about to make a comeback
- Mudslinging
- The importance of silence
- And SubwayTakes' negative effect on society!

0:00 Intro

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ms. Rachel (Ms. Rachel - Toddler Learning Videos, Wiggle and Learn, & You Are Still the One) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her hottest takes on nursery rhymes, Mr. Rogers, and pigeons!

Ms. Rachel also talks about:

- How caring for children makes a better world

- How we can care for and help the children in Gaza

- NYC needing a coffee shop run by puppets

- And making up songs with your kids

Enjoy :)

0:00 Intro

0:26 Ms. Rachel is the Mr. Rogers of Today

1:27 Ms, Rachel joins the train

1:46 Take #1 Some nursery songs and kids' songs need to be retired

3:22 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater needs to go

4:05 Why are we still singing racist kids' songs?

5:00 Father Kareem's nursery rhymes

5:42 Take #2: Mr. Rogers was political

7:06 Mr. Rogers was against the nuclear arms race!

7:47 Mr. Rogers testified in front of the Senate!

9:25 The craziest rumors about Ms. Rachel

10:00 Favorite old school films

11:50 Switching trains song

12:12 Taking candy from strangers

12:38 Take #3 No child should be in an immigration detention center ever

14:10 "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe"

15:16 The tragedies towards children in Gaza

18:55 Take #4 We should be nicer to pigeons

19:30 Pigeons mate for life

20:08 Parrots are too smart

21:21 Take #5 There should be a coffee shop in New York City run by puppets

22:30 The world is not child/family friendly

23:20 If we took care of kids 0-3, we'd have the most amazing world

24:09 Takes on Takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts.

Benny also talks about:

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host - Kareem Rahma

Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer - Maria Sakr

Editor - Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White

Sound Editor - Joey Magee

Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music - Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:28 Who is Benny Blanco?

1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes?

1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train

1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore

2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook

4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video

5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them

5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized

7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show

7:35 Women only fart when they're sleeping

8:58 Take #3: Humans should stay down here and not up there

9:45 Benny takes the ocean to Europe

10:52 You need to look hot on The Orient Express

11:35 Collecting necklaces

12:12 Kareem and Benny are going to be each other for Halloween

12:52 This is the best day of Benny's life

13:30 Take #4: You shouldn't have to respond to any birthday texts

15:30 John Mayer gives the best birthday messages

16:20 Take #5: I wish every concert was no more than 15 minutes long

17:45 Benny's mom has requests for the band

18:15 Britney Spears is always welcome at Benny's mom's house

19:57 Takes on takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes!

Stavvy also talks about:

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host: Kareem Rahma

Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run

1:02 Stavros is here!

2:43 Stavvy joins the train

2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born

3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin

4:43 Are our heroes cut?

5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes

7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars

8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy

9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job

10:40 What happened to journalism?

11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas

13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies

14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses

15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes

16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance

16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck

17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories

18:38 Takes on Takes

20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian?

22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual 

23:20 Stavvy is offer only

23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit

24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back

25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY

26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome

26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too

26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth.

Credits:

Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Lead Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth

6:35 Matty's vasectomy story

9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast

12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast

13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast

13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast

14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate

15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore

16:32 Show a meme in real life

17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives

18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound

21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes

21:55 Humans are so much better than pets

22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog

23:43 Takes on Takes

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