In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ms. Rachel (Ms. Rachel - Toddler Learning Videos, Wiggle and Learn, & You Are Still the One) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her hottest takes on nursery rhymes, Mr. Rogers, and pigeons!

Ms. Rachel also talks about:

- How caring for children makes a better world

- How we can care for and help the children in Gaza

- NYC needing a coffee shop run by puppets

- And making up songs with your kids

Enjoy :)

0:00 Intro

0:26 Ms. Rachel is the Mr. Rogers of Today

1:27 Ms, Rachel joins the train

1:46 Take #1 Some nursery songs and kids' songs need to be retired

3:22 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater needs to go

4:05 Why are we still singing racist kids' songs?

5:00 Father Kareem's nursery rhymes

5:42 Take #2: Mr. Rogers was political

7:06 Mr. Rogers was against the nuclear arms race!

7:47 Mr. Rogers testified in front of the Senate!

9:25 The craziest rumors about Ms. Rachel

10:00 Favorite old school films

11:50 Switching trains song

12:12 Taking candy from strangers

12:38 Take #3 No child should be in an immigration detention center ever

14:10 "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe"

15:16 The tragedies towards children in Gaza

18:55 Take #4 We should be nicer to pigeons

19:30 Pigeons mate for life

20:08 Parrots are too smart

21:21 Take #5 There should be a coffee shop in New York City run by puppets

22:30 The world is not child/family friendly

23:20 If we took care of kids 0-3, we'd have the most amazing world

24:09 Takes on Takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts.

Benny also talks about:

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host - Kareem Rahma

Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer - Maria Sakr

Editor - Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White

Sound Editor - Joey Magee

Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music - Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:28 Who is Benny Blanco?

1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes?

1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train

1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore

2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook

4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video

5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them

5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized

7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show

7:35 Women only fart when they're sleeping

8:58 Take #3: Humans should stay down here and not up there

9:45 Benny takes the ocean to Europe

10:52 You need to look hot on The Orient Express

11:35 Collecting necklaces

12:12 Kareem and Benny are going to be each other for Halloween

12:52 This is the best day of Benny's life

13:30 Take #4: You shouldn't have to respond to any birthday texts

15:30 John Mayer gives the best birthday messages

16:20 Take #5: I wish every concert was no more than 15 minutes long

17:45 Benny's mom has requests for the band

18:15 Britney Spears is always welcome at Benny's mom's house

19:57 Takes on takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes!

Stavvy also talks about:

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host: Kareem Rahma

Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run

1:02 Stavros is here!

2:43 Stavvy joins the train

2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born

3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin

4:43 Are our heroes cut?

5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes

7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars

8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy

9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job

10:40 What happened to journalism?

11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas

13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies

14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses

15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes

16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance

16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck

17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories

18:38 Takes on Takes

20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian?

22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual 

23:20 Stavvy is offer only

23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit

24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back

25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY

26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome

26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too

26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth.

Credits:

Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Lead Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth

6:35 Matty's vasectomy story

9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast

12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast

13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast

13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast

14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate

15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore

16:32 Show a meme in real life

17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives

18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound

21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes

21:55 Humans are so much better than pets

22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog

23:43 Takes on Takes

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Jennifer Lopez sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 4 hottest takes on what makes a real New Yorker, why breakups aren't failures, why self-love should be taught in school, why every day deserves red carpet energy, and why life should always feel romantic and sexy. Jennifer also talks about:

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Colin Jost (Saturday Night Live, The Breadwinner, Pop Culture Jeopardy!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 5 hottest takes on bingo cards, airports, New York City pedestrians, celebrity culture, and why Mr. Bean might actually be hot. From why “I didn’t have that on my bingo card” is the dumbest phrase on earth, to why airports should bring back outdoor airplane stairs, to his prediction that Donald Trump could get a third term. Colin also talks about:

Credits:

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Charlize Theron (Monster, Mad Max: Fury Road) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 5 hottest takes on dating, communication, driving etiquette, social norms, and why fancy restaurants might be scamming you. From why saying “I want to make love to you” is an instant turn-off, to why long emails should be illegal, to how people completely misunderstand the fast lane. Charlize also talks about:

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Brittany Broski (Royal Court, The Broski Report) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 5 hottest takes on AI, immortality, classical music, internet fame, and why the world needs more whimsy. From why AI art misses what makes creativity human, to why living forever might actually be a curse, to how going viral can shape (or derail) a career. Brittany also talks about:

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Julian Casablancas (The Strokes) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on fame, politics, media, creativity, and the future of society. From why success shouldn’t be the goal, to whether left vs. right politics misses the bigger picture, to what’s broken about modern media and technology. Julian also talks about:

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