Morpheus gives Xena a pair of blackout contacts, Gabrielle talks dispensable guards to death, and a special all-body lubricant  protects Xena while she explores her inner redemption. Meanwhile, a scandalous affair between Morpheus and Ares - I guess - is revealed. Goofs abound.

Xena is hit with an arrow, and falls hard for a mute baby and her dead mother's seed sower. Meanwhile, Gabrielle opens a small but honest sports bar, and gets locked in the storage closet after all the other employees go home - oh no! We learn a lot about construction from child laborers. Hilarity ensues.

Xena attempts to give up fighting, until she starts fighting everyone - right in the face. Against all odds, an ornry child is put in his/it's place with a thorough bread tossing. The Clam Bake begins.