Sahana and Kat disagree more than they ever have in an episode, all over the movie adaptation of New Moon.

Sahana and Kat groan their way through discussing Chapters 23, 24, and the completely unnecessary epilogue of New Moon.

In this episode: Sahana and Kat make NYE plans, morality votes, marriage proposals, and a playlist guessing game.

Sahana and Kat are finally back in action reading Chapters 21-22 of New Moon.

In this episode: Sword lesbian alien mom, temporarily turning into a Riverdale podcast, friendly vampire pope, petty curses, Volturi union

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We thought climaxes were supposed to be fun? Listen to Sahana and Kat be thoroughly disappointed by Chapters 19 and 20 of New Moon.

In this episode: Checkout @SianchArt on Twitter, Kat reviews CW's Charmed, let teenage girls like things 2kforever

Content Warning: These chapters both focus on suicide and suicidal ideation.

Kat and Sahana just want to give poor puppy dog Jacob a hug after reading Chapter 18 of New Moon.

In This Episode: Lesbian vampire oral sex, gal pal sleepover, Bella Swan does it again, traveling for self care, being naked at a funeral.

Turns out jumping off a cliff doesn't solve all your problems, as Sahana and Kat discover reading Chapters 16 and 17 of New Moon.

In this episode: Vampire basketball, Cam Gigandet murders muppets, unreliable narrator Bella Swan, Stephenie Meyer accidentally stumbles into a lot of good shit, and the start of the hashtag #KatOnCast

Bella engages in her least healthy coping mechanisms to date in Chapters 14 and 15 of New Moon.

In this episode: Werewolf idioms, Werewolf Socialists of America, Jacob goes really fast (Sonic fast), Sahana won't stop hitting her table when she's speaking emphatically

CW: Suicide — There is explicit discussion of suicide during this episode from approximately 00:57:20 to 1:13:00. If you or someone you know are having serious thoughts of harming or killing yourself, there are resources available to support you through that - you can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1 (800) 273 8255, or use their online chat at www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

Sahana and Kat are reuinited just in time for Bella Swan to finally piece together the clues about our favorite puppy in Chapters 12 and 13 of New Moon.

In this episode: Puppies in trees, accusing your friend of murder, werewolf hulk powers, and the biggest Holy Shit Bella Go to Therapy moment yet

Maybe he's just not that into you Bella, or maybe he's a werewolf. This and more explored as Sahana and Kat read Chapters 10 and 11 of New Moon.

In this episode: Elizabeth Swann wiki author revealed, Bella is a cop, werewolf PMDD, moms reading piss play