Sahana is thanked for her emotional labor, Bella doesn't like boys, Bella does like fancy khaki skirts

In this episode: Sexy pajamas, Victorian feinting spells, interior decorating, vampire history lessons

TRIGGER/CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains a lot of discussions about some pretty abusive relationship dynamics, including content about gaslighting, child grooming, manipulation, violence, and more. The bulk of this conversation is between the times stamps 13:55 and 22:56.

If you or someone you know is experiencing abusive, threatening, coercive, or controlling behavior in a relationship, help and support are available. Consider reaching out to the national resources listed below, or search "[your town] rape crisis center" to find local resources in your area.

• National Sexual Assault Hotline - 1-800-656-4673 OR go to https://hotline.rainn.org/online/ to access confidential online crisis chat services.
• National Domestic Violence Hotline - 1-800-799-7233
• National Teen Dating Abuse Online Helpline - 1-866-331-9479 OR go to https://www.loveisrespect.org/ to access confidential online crisis chat services.

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Edward is a terrifying immortal man-child, Kat relives her first gay experience, just gratuitous amounts of edging.

In this episode: 100 year old virgin, bedazzled marble statue, blood sommelier, ancient sadness.

Sahana tries and fails to give Edward & Bella a celebrity couple name, Kat tries to set up our moms, Bella drinks lean.

In this episode: Dark chuckling, vampire morning breath, car crash fetish ammo

Bella and Kat both have life changing revelations and terrible high school boyfriends.

In this episode: Come hither motions, bleeding for science, flirting like a cold one, throwing yourself in front of cars for safety

What this episode lacks in sound quality, it more than makes up for in jokes about edging.

In this episode: Car crashes, hot angry classmates, teenage boys not taking a hint