John was on the road this week, where he concluded brisket is the king of all meats. He also visited the 3M Golf tournament, otherwise known as the best place in Minnesota for women to meet a dude. 

John’s daughter got engaged and he couldn’t be more thrilled. He was also part of "The Bloodbath in Benson"—otherwise known as a +14 scramble score, which will one day be made into a sports documentary. 

John’s dog is building his own life in the outside world. The best Sunday Fundays are with Red Cooler Ronnie, even if they happen on Saturday. Plus, a little wisdom from a financial planner, bumper sticker, and a sign. 

John is living lake life on his newly refurbished pontoon military base. He’s figuring out how to be a captain, but isn’t sure happiness is something that can easily be ticked off the box

John has trouble communicating with his server, shares wisdom from his dad’s 80th birthday, and reminds us not to chase the night.  

John shares wisdom from both his summer interns, and his father as he prepares to celebrate his 80th birthday. He reminds us all to run for the roses as fast as you can. 

After not helping Stacey move the topsoil, John’s punishment is to be in charge for a few hours. Also, he’s enjoying walking to Wisconsin and back and scoring goals. 

John shares some wisdom waiting for his flight out of North Carolina, where he experienced the soccer lifestyle at the TST tournament. He also may be responsible for his wife hurting her back lifting topsoil. 

John takes inspiration from a commencement address, reminds us bikers are dorks, and works to be more creative and have less boxes in his life. 

John wonders if commune living is better than regular living. He also talks about golf enough to make you stop listening to this week’s episode, but that’s what happens when he plays decent. Deal with it.