It's 1983. Nintendo don't have consoles yet, and Luigi hasn't even been born. All that exists is Donkey Kong. What's Mario's job? Who does Pauline care about more? Why is there an Emerald heist? DOOOOONKEEEEEEY KOOOOOOONG!!

We're headed out to look for Land Sharks, but that's not what we found. What's Jiro's problem? Are the Shadows sentient? Why is this show nothing like the game? I won't give up.

We return to SeHaGaga Academy to see how the girls' Virtua Fighter adventure is going. What is Mushiking? Is it Die Hard Arcade or Dynamite Cop? What is Sakura Wars about? Don't look at us, we don't even go here.

Today we're visiting the world of Castlevania to hunt for bullies. How rare is a Power Pad? How competent is Simon Belmont? What is a bully? A miserable little pile of secrets.

We're somewhere deep in Kanto with CuriosGhostie and our trusty camera, looking for the 25th anniversary of Pokémon Snap. How does Team Rocket's budget work? Is it Todd or Snap? Is this the strangest spinoff tie-in? Join the Pokémon Maskers.

We've wandered into the Forbidden Land looking for eggs and accidentally stumbled across a TV show. What's in an energy drink? Why can't Hunters and Riders be friends? Who are all these children? Grab a hunting horn and join our quest please.

Today we've travelled back to a few months before the release of PaRappa the Rapper 2, when PaRappa had his own TV show for a hot minute. How old is PaRappa's audience? Who is Matt and why is he here? What's Mike's favourite game? I gotta believe!!

We're back at the Mario Bros. Plumbing Company to pay our respects to King Mario and his peasant brother. How cool is Toad? Is Mervin a real wizard? Where has Edison been all our lives? Do the Mario.

We head back to Cappy Town to check in on our favourite pink puffball. How long did it take people to notice Kirby was homeless? How do people really feel about Dedede? When is it acceptable to shoot a gun on a kids show? Come listen to the sound of sucking with us.

This week's episode is Valentines-adjacent, so we're looking at a show based on a dating sim! Is it okay to frame a creepshot? Is it acceptable to make love in the nurse's office? Can you answer this question with a letter? It's Dokyusei (aka End of Summer)