Planet Mobius is in danger, and only Sonic the Hedgehog and his gang of brown OCs can save it. Just kidding, he can't even save one guy! Is SatAM a good name? Is Dr. Robotnik incompetent? Why is Antoine here? You're not going to like our answers. He's the fastest thing aliiiiiive!!

We return to the Kongo Bongo to check in on our ape friends and you'll never guess what happened this time. Who is DK's nephew? How competent are the Kremlings? What does Bluster even do? None of these questions are answered to my satisfaction.

It's Spooky Scary Skeletons Week on Super Breakfast Friends Club, and that means we're looking at a horror game show. Why does Seiko need butt salve? When is it appropriate to grope your friends? Why is Pikachu here? You're invited to our corpse party.

We're headed back to Springdale to look at more Yo-Kai for Halloween. Who's the most famous yokai? What's Jinbanyan's secret? Could you live down the shame of pooping at school? Do not answer the last one.

It's been 20 years since Nickelodeon unleashed Tak and his Jujus all over our faces. Who are any of these characters? What is a Juju? Is this offensive to someone in particular or just in general? Join the Pupununu tribe or don't.

We tried to track down Viewtiful Joe this week, but he's extremely

It's 1995, and we're joining Akira in looking for free food. What time

We return to the robot future to fight appliances of the past! What's Mega Man's greatest weakness? What counts as an electrical device? Will Pharaoh Man ever return to Earth? No.

Princess Daphne has been kidnapped and it's up to Dirk the Daring, his brave horse, and some third guy to save her. What's a Giddy Goon? Who's the villain of Dragon's Lair? Is this franchise still interesting with low-budget animation? You tell us.

Welcome back to picturesque Piñata Island. How do you get Buzzlegums? Are Chewnicorns real? Are gems a fruit or a vegetable? Come help us defeat Fergy Fudgehog and heal nature.