We've been doing this show for two years now, so of course, we're returning to Pac-Man. It's the 2530s, probably, and Pac-World has recovered from a brutal war that nobody remembers against an enemy that nobody believes is real... despite it happening less than 15 years ago. Why is Pac-Man in high school? Why does the high school have a forbidden hedge maze prison? Why does he get elemental powers if he still just eats the ghosts?! Thanks for all your support over the past two years!

We've returned to the dismal post-apocalyse to celebrate the birthday of our favourite Echidna. Does Knuckles eat people? Can Sonic bend reality? Did Manic need to show up this time? Happy birthday, Knuckles! We're sorry.

We return to Ace Attorney so we can finally see Maya and Edgeworth! How did Phoenix know about the witness? What's the deal with Grossberg's painting? What's the best Ace Attorney song? OBJECTION!!

Centuries before Liu Kang was born, there was Kung Lao, Earthrealm's first champion. How much money does a Kombat monk make? What's Scorpion's backstory? Does this show hate women? Who knows.

It's 1996, and Sega are gearing up for their biggest game cancellation of the season. Can Sally, Scratch and Grounder coexist? Will Sonic save the kids from the robot factory? Does Santa even want this job? The answer to all three is no.

It's 1991, and despite being 58 episodes into this game show, the

We're going to space in the future (or... the past?) to look at a tv

CW: Sexual Assault

The gang's all here now! We rejoin Ash just in time for him to meet

This week we watched a laserdisc from the late 90s. Neither of us know a lot about Samurai Shodown, but when did that stop us before? Is Asura a hero or villain? What the heck happened in the previous game? Why is Purple Nakoruru a seperate character? Why are you asking us?