This week we're headed to 1983 (but actually 2006) and the village of Hinamizawa, where murder is on the breeze. What do small town kids do for fun? How do you play Old Maid? What happened to the Hanshin Tigers? Come listen to the cicadas with us.

We're still lost in the Viridian Forest. How long has it been since the last episode? How does a Beedrill decorate? What do unsupervised children do in the woods? Gotta catch 'em all.

Discipline. Justice. Commitment. These are the things the Street Fighters strive for, apparently. What are Bison's goals? What's the difference between Ken and Ryu and Wario and Waluigi? Who is the main character of Street Fighter? It's Guile.

We're heading to space looking for SPARTANs, but we only found one. And it's a space babysitter. Why did they need a team of ODSTs? Why is O'Brien the worst? How have we spent so much time around Halo and absorbed so little of its lore? Whatever, it's Halo Legends.

It's 1989 and we're travelling to the magical kingdom of Hyrule (boring place). What's Ganon's ideal career? Why are the Mario Bros. here? Does Link deserve a kiss? No, he does not.

We're back on Planet Freedom, celebrating Sonic's 32nd birthday. Who is Dr. Eggman attracted to? Does Tails know what twins are? Can Metal Sonic kiss? All these questions will be answered.

For our 50th episode, we're looking at a grim future. The present. How does a fungus reproduce? When should you ignore a director's instructions? Which two actors does Mike share credits with? It's HBO's The Last of Us.

We've returned to the spooky scary world of Draculas. How do you spell Donovan Baine? Would you like to go on a glass and berry tour? What's the first spell a new wizard casts? Welcome to DarkStalker Hell.

Sul sul! Today we're headed back to modern times to look at our first reality show. Is The Sims an eSport? How much time does it take to make a video? Can Sims players play cooperatively? It's The Sims Spark'd.

We're digging around the swamps of Louisiana, looking for podcast episodes. What does Bayou Billy drive? What does a crocodile wear 'neath the water? What happened to the backgrounds? Welcome back to Captain N.