Super Nuclear Presents

Hey... you into hot showers? No, not the ones from Urban Dictionary, you filthy little goofball. I'm talking about the giant meteorite that Xana sends hurtling toward the Earth in this episode of Code Lyoko. And it seems like only yesterday he was making food golems. How our little computer demon has grown!

Join Mary, David, Ben, and special guest Quinn as we recap it all as only we can (poorly). And if you were worried this would be the episode we finally stop cracking jokes about buttholes, you can breathe easy yet again.

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Be sure to check out Quinn's new retrospective podcast, Kingdom Hearts Re:Corded! You can find it here: https://t.co/S1KIOrB6Dc

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Click here for el tigre super gordito: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwCKP64UYAAJVqg.jpg

Click here for an incredible Cardcaptor Sakura AMV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9UM-RxEClo

Click here for a car (almost) entirely made out of Legos: https://twitter.com/LEGO_Group/status/1085884557650522112

Click here for the fruits of our labors at the end of this episode, the King Kung Fu Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kung_Fu

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Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

It's real Lyoko hours! Who's ready for the episode that broke a million hearts (well, more like a couple dozen) back in twenty aught seven? Will Jim's long-rumored involvement in the making of Lyoko finally be confirmed, or will we get jokes about animal feces instead? I know which one I'm hoping for!

Come hear us bumble our way through yet another one of Lyoko's most infamous clunkers. Our final assessment may or may not surprise you! And if that's not your thing, then come to laugh at David instead. The f*ckin' weeb thought Death Cab for Cutie was an anime.

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This episode of Code Lyoko carries a content warning for exotification of Native Americans. Discussion of this in the podcast episode starts at around 1:11:00 and ends at around 1:15:00.

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Click here to see a group of crafty teens: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/74_je_prefere_ne_pas_en_parler/Je_prefere_ne_pas_en_parler_099.jpg

And here to see Jim guarding the President: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/74_je_prefere_ne_pas_en_parler/Je_prefere_ne_pas_en_parler_109.jpg

Click here for a real big snail: https://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/snail-625x352.jpg

Click here for, uh, this frightening thing from the @andrewhussje twitter: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwrXl21WsAIk9TI.jpg

And finally here for real crab and isopod hours!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQle2GKICQ

http://atmosvoid.tumblr.com/post/181857836884

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Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

Replika is the most memorable episode of season four - we know, because for once, all three of us remembered what the darned thing is about. Odd/Aelita validation, Nicolas wearing human boy pants, and heretofore unprecedented levels of queenly sass await you in this morsel of an episode.

Join us yet again as we not only discuss Lyoko, but laugh at Ben for accidentally conflating Michael Cera and John Cena, which is quite possibly the funniest f*cking thing that's happened on the podcast so far, and also make jokes about a black hole that is also an anus. [Editor's note: the black hole anus joke was removed for being too powerful.]

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Click here for Zack Morrison speaking something beautiful into existence: https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/1081393084565504001

And click HERE to read their webcomic, Paranatural, which is INCREDIBLE: http://www.paranatural.net

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Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

Have you ever dug out a toy you loved as a child, only to find it dinky and unimpressive as an adult? This episode is one such toy. Much like Rise Kujikawa's omelette, it's brimming full of the ingredients we love, but comes out tasting like nothing regardless.

On the upside, we finally announce our upcoming project! I mean, we've been tacitly announcing it for months now, but this time it's official. Woo-hoo!

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Click here for that guy we thought was familiar but couldn't quite place: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/72_lecon_de_choses/Lecon_de_choses_221.jpg

Click here for Persona goodness: https://66.media.tumblr.com/c6f273fb858f3f07a08857c1204a3b58/tumblr_opf03r4tqR1tm43oso1_1280.jpg

https://66.media.tumblr.com/68dd16d929b8c70ccfd28e37d06dfdee/tumblr_pke0z0CqQ11w4ral9o1_1280.jpg

Click here for hilarious memes involving Link and Zelda: http://susanoomon.tumblr.com/post/181441105149/probably-this-already-exists-but-if-not-then-here

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Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

This is the episode where Jeremie gets his pea green and neon blue capris. We're sure other stuff happens in the episode, but we were too distracted by those godawful pants to notice or care. We advise you not to look directly at them for an extended period, as you will surely go blind or be turned into a pillar of salt.

But actually, a ton of stuff happens here. Like the delightful revelation that, in the world of Code Lyoko, the internet really is a series of tubes, or our in-depth discussion of whether it'd be fun to be a baby. There's also the time Sarah the Translation Shaman/Scientist schooled us about cellular biology. The details are too juicy to spoil here, but as is so often the case with us, they involve Jimmy Neutron.

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Click here for Akko and Stan Lee: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Du6TkNIU0AUpnaR.jpg

Click here for a vague inkling: https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/splatoonwiki/images/thumb/4/44/Inklingdevelopment.png/250px-Inklingdevelopment.png

Click here for life advice from Jean-Ralphio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm9H0X3tHfU

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Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

Unspeakable Sex Acts broke up (for about a week), so no new episode today, guys. But Mary and David did take the time to read a whole bunch of your emails, so there is that!

That's right - we take a break from rambling about Homestuck and Smash Bros. and give YOU the floor to, er, ramble about Homestuck and Smash Bros. We know our audience, and our audience knows us.

So let us take you back to the year 2007, when Code Lyoko was still on the air, Carlos Mencia was making waves with his new strain of race-based comedy hijinks, and Steven Segal had not yet gone publicly insane.

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Click here for Camrockon's Code Lyoko 15th Anniversary Special, featuring David Gasman, Matt Gezcy, Sharon Mann and Barbara Weber-Scaff! In fond memory of Jodi Forrest and Carlo de Boutiny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--0Ydg475Ac&feature=youtu.be

Click here for Kiwami Japan! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg3qsVzHeUt5_cPpcRtoaJQ

Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

Note: David has a few moments in this episode where his audio suddenly cuts out. I think I've fixed most of them, but let me know if you catch any more and I can see what I can do about them!

This episode was supposed to be a dramatic reading of Ben and Mary's old Code Lyoko crack fic. And it was! But then we decided we don't want to be associated with the thing anymore. We've grown up a lot in the past five years and we're no longer comfortable with many of the jokes that we once found hilarious. So instead of a whole lot of cringe, get ready for... well, a whole lot of cringe. But now it's about Smash Bros.

To make up for the lack of fanfic, we're opening up an extra hefty mailbag! Yu-Gi-Oh, Street Fighter II, Little Witch Academia, and an equation that turns you gay are but some of the topics we cover.

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Click here to see my little boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbGiExvqi8

Click here for a badass fight theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI

Click here for old memes made new again: https://twitter.com/boldirIamati/status/1071201408437768192

Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

Not to yank our own dingdongs, but it isn't often that Code Lyoko and RttP are both in top form in the same episode.

You want action, comedy, high-stakes middle school dramedy? Skidbladnir delivers. You wanna hear Mary, Ben, and David (but mostly Ben and David) break into an impromptu slapfight over Homestuck and wax nostalgic about the sticky horrors of puberty? Again, you've come to the right place.

Of course, we also eulogize every millennial's unofficial sensei, Stephen Hillenburg, who passed away on November 26. There isn't anything funny about that. But, in his honor, we've cranked the SpongeBob puns and references up to eleven. Happy trails, Ocean Man. You were number one.

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Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

Well, kids, here we are at the funny sex number. I bet you think that's a real laugh riot. You disgust me. (jk ilu)

Not only do we say a few things that'll fill you with the irrepressible urge to whisper 'Niiiiice!' to yourself; we also talk about silly cartoon characters with big heads. Oh, and Jess is here too! They make a few jokes about the dank kush, for your entertainment.

Anyway, this is the episode with Clone William. He make our kokoro go doki doki by holding various objects in kawaii ways. At least until he gets tired of being nice and goes ape sh*t.

Oh, and hey! No more royalty-free stock music for us! Let's give a warm welcome to the newest member of the RttP crew, Matt, who composed our hella tubular new theme song!

(This episode does contain a bit more talk about sex and weed than usual!)

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Click here for WAHluigi: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsJRDkaWsAErYTf.jpg

Click here for The Entire Horse, aka the best Jojo's Bizarre Adventure video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geIH4iM-qqo

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You can find Jess's podcasts on iTunes or wheresoever you get your podcasts, or on Twitter @lupinlottery ( https://twitter.com/lupinlottery ) and @thespookyspot ( https://twitter.com/TheSpookySpot ).

Our friggin amazing theme music is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! You can find more of his stuff at soundcloud.com/avanamusic.

Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

We're not quite sure how to feel about this Jeremie kid. We want to believe in him - we really do! - but he's also kind of a sh*t. Which is a roundabout way of saying that this is the episode wherein we talk about relationship dynamics. Hooray?

But also, it's Subdigitals time! Remember when MoonScoop tried to make their own Cheetah Girls/Hannah Montana (or the Archies, if you're my dad)-style fake real band? We remember. The man wants us to forget, but we remember.

Also featured: a friendly lesbian analyzes Clone William (conclusion: he's gay), David teaches us the word "avuncular," and our own fake band awkwardly performs the Highwayman song from the spoopy elf cartoon. Join us - it'll be a riot.

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Click here for a swole pumpkin: https://66.media.tumblr.com/8bee534eb9120ec53aababac36c2c1d4/tumblr_ph2hz63cNO1sfxek2o1_500.jpg

Click here for fun with custom naming: https://66.media.tumblr.com/8615f2bd0c85a870b85a6c3d72557058/tumblr_oqxmbyU8n41ujm285o1_500.jpg

Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter at @rttppodcast. Or find our bonus content on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/supernucleargroup

Cover art by the very skilled Ingram! Find their work at @ingramcomix or www.ingramcomix.com.

Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.