00:00 Preview

00:26 Wild Yosemite Story

16:09 Hotels vs. Airbnb

17:32 Hawaii Vacation Gone Wrong

22:56 Eggsplosion

26:00 Fish & Chips, UK Food

31:06 Too Much Mead At Ren Faire

34:05 Underprepared Camping Trip

41:48 Big Trouble In Little Tent

44:31 Random Tent Guy

46:43 Grizzly Man Is Insane

51:31 Man Makes Bear-Proof Suit

54:40 Bear vs. Trash, Cars, & Bears

57:50 Cool Bear Facts

01:01:14 Being Attacked by Bear vs. Piranha

00:00 Preview

00:42 The Art Of Trolling

06:25 Bad People Doing Bad Things

08:29 Diddy The Diddler

10:21 Adopting Gen Z Lingo

13:22 The Good Deed Of Spreading Your Seed

16:09 Being A Trustworthy Salesman

22:50 Giving The Benefit Of The Doubt

24:11 Ginger Hate

26:33 Going Commando Goes Wrong

31:36 Ian Walks In On Girl

36:02 Scaring Women In The Streets

37:41 Chicks At The Gym

45:46 Online Dating Culture Sucks

52:15 Sending Dick Pics

54:21 TSA Dick Checks

57:40 Choose Your PP Size

58:55 (Carefully) Making Wishes From A Genie

00:00 Preview

00:27 Living With IBS

05:13 Torture Methods

07:06 Guantanamo Bay "Blackout Box"

11:11 White Room

12:51 "The Stew"

15:21 Ian's Torture Method

17:46 Iron Maiden

19:45 Keel Hauling

21:31 Lingchi - Death By A Thousand Cuts

23:41 Brazen Bull

26:32 Bamboo Torture

30:49 Rat Bucket Torture

35:18 Scaphism

38:05 Funniest Torture Method

39:55 Ian Gets Bullied

42:03 Dorks At School

45:05 Kyle Gets Bullied

48:18 Early Wokeness In Class

51:54 The Blurred Lines of Behavior

00:00 Preview

00:35 Keeping Feet Under The Covers

01:32 Litter Box Interruption

03:55 Sleeping Habits (Continued)

06:39 Whistling, Phone Calls

09:07 Talking To Objects

11:22 Rewinding Arguments, Lowering Volume

13:02 Smelling Yourself (& Your Balls)

18:09 Inside Convos, OCD With Numbers, Politeness

22:21 Opening Doors For Girls

24:44 Habits Of Geniuses - Ben Franklin, Beethoven, etc.

29:34 Honoré de Balzac - Caffeine Addiction

32:49 Being Neurodivergent

36:08 Taboos: Asking A Woman's Age/Weight

38:56 Polygamy

44:48 T-Shirt Testosterone Experiment

51:00 "Bro Code" Hotdog Story

55:02 Needy Ass Cats

56:33 Farting In Public

58:44 KIDS

01:04:04 We Fat

01:07:01 Letting Yourself Go

01:10:31 The Big 5-0

00:00 Preview

00:37 Incest Cats

02:24 Ian Can't Stop Pooping

08:20 Fireplaces & Chimneys

12:11 TikTok Ban

19:35 Twitter vs. X

23:37 Who Should Buy TikTok?

29:17 Bots vs. Humans

33:52 Social Media's Impact On College

38:28 The Death Of Living Presently

42:27 Tom Cruise

47:51 Phone Addiction

50:10 S24 Ultra Impressions

00:00 Preview

00:41 Day Light Savings

02:00 Late To Opening The Store

07:37 2 Hours Late To Work

10:49 Ian Saves Asian Family

14:17 Fender Bender

16:36 Running Out Of Gas

19:44 Hungover On First Day At Work

22:53 Drunken Fireworks

26:27 Super Duper High Guy

31:09 Jerkin At The Park

34:10 Just "Downtown LA" Things

39:07 Not Flushing In Public Restrooms

41:09 Blowing Up The Bathroom

42:40 Poop Massacre

46:58 Peeing On The TP

47:54 Not Controlling Your Kids

51:13 Bad vs. Good Parenting

54:32 Karma Kids

57:38 Littering: What's OK?

01:02:02 Captain Planet Mom

01:03:38 Having 2 Dongs

00:00 Preview

00:36 Objectophilia

04:31 Boning A Boeing

09:54 Odors On Flights

11:46 Smoking Was Everywhere

13:44 Vaping On Planes

17:20 Object Love Ain't Bad

19:33 Woman Throws Coins Into Plane Engine

21:04 Deflower The Eiffel Tower

24:04 Ian & Kyle's Dreams

28:19 Queer For Chandeliers

31:33 RGB Bulb

33:41 Wife Or A Hat?

37:56 Love Triangle With An Object

44:19 Drill-O Your Pillow

47:08 Objectophile Double Date

50:07 My Reflection Makes Erection

51:33 Narcissism

54:13 Cardboard Cutout Guy!

59:08 Landlord

01:00:26 Outro

00:00 Intro

00:28 Arachibutyrophobia - Fear Of Peanut Butter

04:09 Naming Things

07:22 Spider Alert!!

09:48 Xanthophobia: Fear Of Yellow

11:41 Globophobia: Fear Of Balloons

14:14 Omphalophobia: Fear Of Belly Buttons

17:26 Murder Mystery: The Peanut Butter Lover

20"43 Geliophobia: Fear Of Laughter

22:41 Geniophobia: Fear Of Chins

26:23 Octophobia: Fear Of The Number 8

29:53 Caligynephobia: Fear Of Beautiful Women

32:21 Most Common Dreams By Country

41:08 Fear: Reaching Into Stuff You Can't See

43:57 Fear: Shitting During Errands

45:42 Fear: Drinking Out Of Opaque Container

47:02 Fear: Roaches

51:18 Fear: Heights

52:30 Cat Poops

55:13 Fear: Throwing Up

57:35 Norovirus & Port-A-Potties

01:03:29 On Next Week's Episode / Outro

00:00 Preview

00:38 Getting Squatted

01:56 G-String Protest

05:06 Dudes In Bikinis

08:02 Relationships & Attraction

10:55 Attractive Men vs. Women

12:55 Sugar Mommies and Daddies

16:36 Love Is Blind

21:13 She's A 10, But She's Uggs

28:07 Sexuality vs. Violence in U.S.

32:01 Man Swatted 47 times

44:41 Cop Mistakes Acorn Dropping For Gunshots

46:37 Cops Need More Training

52:08 Swatting Flies With Non-Limbs

00:00 Preview

00:24 A Death In The Family

03:15 Super Bowl & TayTay

12:25 Skyrim & Gary Oldman

18:00 The Trolley Problem

21:54 Self Driving Car Moral Dilemma

26:35 Toilet Reading

29:00 Missing Flights

39:55 The Beauty Of Flying

45:24 Travelling, Secondhand Nostalgia

51:07 Sex In Movies & Books

56:35 Hollywood "Phases"

58:26 Action Movies

01:01:45 Geezers Get Away It