00:00 Intro

00:29 Kyle's Torn Meniscus

04:29 Ian's Dad's Injury

06:51 Can Doctors Be Trusted?

12:47 Delulu Guy With Dog Bite

17:45 Stranger In Medical Crisis

22:26 Seizure At Baseball Game

25:32 Best Seizure Aid Practices

28:08 Speed Reading Scam

34:39 Letting Your Kids Fail

37:17 Arguing With A Science Teacher

43:40 Amending The Classroom Rules

45:57 The Pickle Lamp

53:00 Magnesium Ribbon vs. Rattlesnake

58:28 Snakes & Spiders :(

01:01:07 Tarantula Hawk & Mo' Snakes

01:07:22 Outro

00:00 Preview

00:35 Furniture Stories

06:49 (Not) Noticing The Little Things

09:44 Situational Awareness

12:32 "Thank You" Texts

17:20 Journaling

21:31 Status Of The Pod

25:27 Eating An Ant

27:30 Can Ants Be Gay?

42:42 Reading Is Cool

44:55 Ian Is A Smart BSer

47:21 Weird & Lucid Dreams

51:47 Do Dreams Matter?

01:02:23 Recurring Dreams

01:13:37 Bottom To Top

00:00 Preview

00:41 Losing Weight

03:03 Eating Habits

07:03 Sugar vs. Artificial Sweetener

11:04 Soda Addiction

12:44 Early Social Media, Smartphone Revolution

17:55 Smartphone Dependency

21:47 Reading Hand Clocks & Wearing Watches

27:08 Niches & Nerds

34:30 Fighting Fake, Biased News

38:33 Taking News With A Grain Of Salt

45:00 Sports And Other Dude-Bonding Interests

51:50 Using Podcasting Skills On Bitwit

55:51 Taiwan Is Cool. China Is Crazy.

01:00:37 Debate: Augmented Humans

01:16:21 Eye Patches

01:17:41 The Greatest Love Making Song Ever Recorded

00:00 Kyle Is Loud

03:38 Lip Readings & Wrong Lyrics

07:08 Dad Cough, Getting Lost

10:21 Digital Cameras & Green Screens

13:42 Bra Stuffing

16:25 Holy Socks 

17:59 Kyle's Vegas Wardrobe Nightmare

24:10 Ian's Snow & Ice 

26:06 California: Weather, Traffic & Taxes

31:25 Wind ASMR

33:17 Portland: Vesemir + Food

38:44 Don't Sleep With Mike

41:11 Couples Who (Don't) Sleep Together

45:32 Pitching The Perfect Mattress 

49:21 "Turtling" & Best Party Practices

53:50 Hangovers

56:30 Older "Non-PC" Movies

59:51 Woke VS. Comedy, 

01:07:18 Kyle's Assumed Ethnicities

01:09:26 Christian Bale & North Korea

01:11:13 Samsung, Kpop & Beyond

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00:00 Preview

00:31 Don't Google "Gooning"

02:01 Earthquakes

05:01 Kyle Is BROKEN

12:03 The Toilet Chronicles

14:02 Ian Is Messy

16:00 Plunger Technique

19:47 Emergency Kits & "The Rules of 3"

29:29 Solitary Confinement & Prison Conditions

35:23 Institutionalization And How To Survive It

39:43 Is AI Good Or Evil?

42:10 Have A Code Word

45:32 Funniest Safe Words

47:42 Have A Code Word (Continued)

53:02 The Least Erogenous Zone?

55:39 Foot Fetishes & Poop

59:37 Surprise Pee Attacks & Myths

00:00 Preview

00:46 So Many New Years 

03:23 Ian's Highlight of 2023: Amsterdam

07:16 Ian's Low Point of 2023: Buying A Car

12:00 Kyle's Highlight of 2023: Chinese New Year

16:00 Kyle's Low Point of 2023: Scratching A Car

19:09 RIP Grandpa 

20:57 Blessed We Are

25:02 Covid Wars

27:15 Masks

31:49 Basketball Game Strip Search

37:56 Shart Kit

40:36 WEIRD New Year Traditions Around The World

57:48 Cali Weed

00:00 Preview

00:46 Shopping For Christmas Gifts

09:36 Kyle's Favorite Christmas Gift

12:30 Cats vs. Xmas Tree, The Wheat Is Real

17:35 Ian Favorite Christmas Gift & Hot Bananas

23:00 Cats On Fire

26:13 His Vacuum Sucks

29:37 Cat Training & Survival

35:13 Outdoor Privileges: Revoked

41:46 Food Poisoning For The Holidays

45:50 Say No To Carpet

49:58 Yoga Mats As Rugs

53:38 Sensitive Roommate

59:07 Disability vs. Identity

00:00 Preview

00:39 Kid Chores

04:48 This Is Trigg

16:20 Haters

22:13 Replying to Comments

30:11 Working Alone

35:38 Lazy Creators

48:05 Monetization For Shorts Creators

59:02 Predicting Viral Videos

01:15:57 Full Time YouTuber

01:19:50 Kitchen Fails

01:32:22 How To Cook Water

01:36:52 Kitchen Fails & Competitions

01:41:22 Food Quirks: Bagging Groceries

01:43:33 Sequential Eating, Trigg Is Picky

01:59:38 Food Culture Is Taboo

01:57:49 Sharing Food, Family Style

Timestamps:

00:00 Preview

00:31 Go Away, Kids!

03:28 Grandpa At The Club

06:54 Kyle's Boyfriend Redemption Arc

10:13 Christmas Trees VS. Cats

14:04 Ian's Hazardous Extra Credit Project

21:32 Ian Pepper Sprays A Classroom

31:15 Starting Fires In The Closet

38:07 Ways To Terrify Your Parents

35:49 Peeing In The Motor Oil Can

40:37 Kyle's Neighbor Hates Him

43:42 Scaring An Innocent Family

48:32 Benefits Of A Loud Car

53:03 Don't Make Santa Sexy

58:19 Wild Festival Story

01:01:24 Serial Porch Jerker "On A Mission"