A small town girl livin' in a lonely world takes on Poland's most popular singing show and we present to you our first official sponsor. This message has been brought to you by [REDACTED].

The safety is off and this hero is going guns blazing into the heart of the Nile to vanquish some legendary foes. Good thing the gun industry is booming in Giza.

The safety is off and this hero is going guns blazing into the heart of the Nile to vanquish some legendary foes. Good thing the gun industry is booming in Giza.

Forget everything you know about jet fuel as this weeks hero has the scientific prowess to change the propulsion game forever. Oh, and maybe consider your working environment before participating in 'Bring Your Child to Work Day.'

Forget everything you know about jet fuel as this weeks hero has the scientific prowess to change the propulsion game forever. Oh, and maybe consider your working environment before participating in 'Bring Your Child to Work Day.'

An Ender's Game-style betrayal teaches us to always question our surroundings and we find a much better use for that shitty drone you got for Christmas.

Yes, you read the title correctly. And yes, he does. Happy New Year!

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. The equine hero Cosmane comes from a wormhole ready kick some ant ass. This quadruped may be sporting Trucknutz, but don't underestimate the gravity of this heroic tale.

This billionaire isn't afraid to claw her way to the top, but it takes a special kind of guts to transcend the sheer, rocky face of evil. D-d-d-do you have it?

"Project X" has nothing on the partying prowess this hero wields. And all of this fun brings a few familiar Superhero Assembly Line characters to the party.