Superhero Assembly Line

After ending the life of a beloved male pornstar, our hero goes on a revenge quest to destroy the world's scummiest hackers. She only has one question: "What's the Wi-Fi password here?"

Talking Points: Escape rooms, real fake doors, blackmail, O.J., trash compactors.

You know what they say, rub some dirt on it! Or in this case, some... sewage? This week's hero takes to the underground to avoid taxes and protect his realm.

Talking points: ​Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, sewage monsters, 4K TVs, tax evasion, G-Force, Injustice: Gods Among Us

You're sure to get a kick out of this hero, just don't call him a weenie. Behold as Killbossa ascends the ranks of a galactic arena with only one rule: don't get eaten!

Talking Points: condiments, The Payoff 2.0, pickles, Chinese finger traps, smizing, Bane

The Earth's most-beloved hero is in for the shock of his life when he finds out who's really behind all those puppy mills he swore to destroy. Or, you know, maybe it was when he accidentally got euthanized.

Talking Points: jenkem, I Am Legend, wolf attacks, "Deep Throat," grocery store discounts, veterinarians

Weed culture can be complicated -- we guess. This hero has what it takes to hang with the best, protect his blood and win in court. Oh, and a special fourth host makes a brief appearance.

Talking points: Fate of the Furious, The Office, Jake's coughing, The Chainsmokers, Blue Angels

Weed culture can be complicated -- we guess. This hero has what it takes to hang with the best, protect his blood and win in court. Oh, and a special fourth host makes a brief appearance.

Talking points: Fate of the Furious, The Office, Jake's coughing, The Chainsmokers, Blue Angels

Ever feel like you're allergic to people? This hero feels like that all the time! Pop a Benadryl as Grasstronaut enlists the help of a tiny, if not a little lewd, seedling to destroy the irritable patriarchy from which she came.

Talking points: Eric Andre, Andre 3000, milk jugs, allergies, post-apocalyptic societies, peanut, Thor

A college loser finally finds her one true love: a dope mirror. For some reason, it's in a combination art/history museum. Oh, and there are gold-vision powers in this one. Definitely gold-vision.

Talking points: Spider bodies, fedoras, planetary annihilation, regular names.

A sorcerer specializing in accidental black magic gets his chance to shine on Extreme Home Makeover: Russia. Meanwhile, someone tosses Satan a bone.

Talking points: Alanis Morissette, cocker spaniels, Wal-Mart proprietary media, The Legend of Zelda, Putin's middle name

A sorcerer specializing in accidental black magic gets his chance to shine on Extreme Home Makeover: Russia. Meanwhile, someone tosses Satan a bone.

Talking points: Alanis Morissette, cocker spaniels, Wal-Mart proprietary media, The Legend of Zelda, Putin's middle name