Superhero Assembly Line

We're back! After a weeklong hiatus, we're bringing you the best, the brightest, the fiercest minor league NBA mascot this side of hell. And there's bugs and stuff.

Talking points: San Diego Comic Con, Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds, minor league basketball, beetle interruption, carbon fiber, depictions of the devil in the Marvel Universe, Macklemore

We're back! After a weeklong hiatus, we're bringing you the best, the brightest, the fiercest minor league NBA mascot this side of hell. And there's bugs and stuff.

Talking points: San Diego Comic Con, Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds, minor league basketball, beetle interruption, carbon fiber, depictions of the devil in the Marvel Universe, Macklemore

Cataracts? No problem. When these two complete strangers come together in the weirdest of ways, things get deep.

Talking points: Lifeguarding, Independence Day, Firestorm, angler fish

You think the Green Bay Packers are a big deal? Just wait 'til you get a load of this hero -- or a whiff, if you prefer.

Talking points: Wisconsin, cheese, Brett Favre, Nosferatu, Razor scooters

The one, true successor to James Bond has a candy shell, a litttttle bit of chocolate and a whole lotta heart. Also, Ryan forgets the name of obscure YouTube sensation Chuck Testa.

Talking points: E3 wrap-up, M&M flavors, James Bond lore, Chuck Testa, Antarctica, bad taxidermy

The one, true successor to James Bond has a candy shell, a litttttle bit of chocolate and a whole lotta heart. Also, Ryan forgets the name of obscure YouTube sensation Chuck Testa.

Talking points: E3 wrap-up, M&M flavors, James Bond lore, Chuck Testa, Antarctica, bad taxidermy

When a boy band is gifted powers after a close-call at the amusement park, all bets are off -- and the tour is on.

Talking points: The Wonderful 101, The Lonely Island, Human Centipede, sentient tour buses, opening acts, rats, Twisted Sister

When a boy band is gifted powers after a close-call at the amusement park, all bets are off -- and the tour is on.

Talking points: The Wonderful 101, The Lonely Island, Human Centipede, sentient tour buses, opening acts, rats, Twisted Sister

Latidude takes the power to control earth to new heights, and she knows about Pangaea! Plus, find out what the boys do when a "Randomize it!" turns up an actual superhero.

Talking Points: crocodiles, Christian Rock, dinosaurs, the ghost of Charles Darwin.

After ending the life of a beloved male pornstar, our hero goes on a revenge quest to destroy the world's scummiest hackers. She only has one question: "What's the Wi-Fi password here?"

Talking Points: Escape rooms, real fake doors, blackmail, O.J., trash compactors.