Superhero Assembly Line

We were too tired to make a hero after seeing a late night showing of Thor: Ragnarok. So we made 6.

Watch Thor! It's good!

We were too tired to make a hero after seeing a late night showing of Thor: Ragnarok. So we made 6.

Watch Thor! It's good!

Everyone knows that one person who would sell their grandma to the devil just to be a little bit better at league of legends, right? Well this time is no different at all. That is exactly what happens.

Talking Points: Tainted candy, skeletal horses, ants on a log, ganking, corporate greed, CFC's, fallout's currency system.

Rev up your engines I guess for a death race through the desert of Coal World -- and we talk about indestructible dogs again because who wouldn't want those?

Talking points: restaurants, Honda Civic, death races, Top Gear, Jake plays himself, metal, ice cream, Ryan plays himself, indestructible dogs (again)

Rev up your engines I guess for a death race through the desert of Coal World -- and we talk about indestructible dogs again because who wouldn't want those?

Talking points: restaurants, Honda Civic, death races, Top Gear, Jake plays himself, metal, ice cream, Ryan plays himself, indestructible dogs (again)

You'd better get ready to hang ten or this hero will make you choke, and no amount of espresso can save you. We promise they're a hero tho...for sure.

Blade Runner, snakes, Skyline, dog racing, stalefish, football, Dragon Wars.

This fancy hero goes up against an old friend in the only way they know how: a gruesome game of chess.

Talking Points: Biological apps, rat heaven, Jack the Ripper, grocery cart demons.

A team of special operative animals take part in a secret government program to get incredible abilities. Their leader? The last animal you’d expect. Or, to be honest, probably the first. Seriously, what’s the first animal that comes to mind?

Talking points: gummy worms, Frosted Flakes, super soldier serum, the definition of ‘sentient’, Napoleon Dynamite meets Zoids, Bizmarkie, Toys ‘R’ Us, The Room, Alex Jones

A team of special operative animals take part in a secret government program to get incredible abilities. Their leader? The last animal you’d expect. Or, to be honest, probably the first. Seriously, what’s the first animal that comes to mind?

Talking points: gummy worms, Frosted Flakes, super soldier serum, the definition of ‘sentient’, Napoleon Dynamite meets Zoids, Bizmarkie, Toys ‘R’ Us, The Room, Alex Jones

A vastly powerful weapon is bestowed upon this high-rise dwelling hero, far above the dunes of wood and steel that litter their glum municipality. There's guns in this one!

Talking Points: Rifles, Drag City, Airzooka, Lightning, car chase, Just Cause, exosuits.