Superhero Assembly Line

Move over Jaws, there's a new shark movie in town -- and this one's got Jason Statham. This week, we take on the Wikipedia page for "The Meg" for a brand-new hero.

You've probably heard of the financial woes of MoviePass in the fancy newspapers and such, so we figured we'd take a stab at building a hero from its Wikipedia page. So strap in and check your hype for John Travolta's 'Gotti,' because it's hero time.

This week, we create a hero from the Wikipedia page for a little-known indie title, Fortnite: Battle Royale. We have a feeling this is going to be the next big thing.

That's right, we're back! And this time, we're taking on the 2018 Fifa World Cup, a celebration of a sport that we really don't know anything about it. But rest assured, we do create a superhero.

The coal world churns out another legendary hero to save an even grimmer, darker future, but the real hero is a freakin' rat again. Thanks, Nick.

;) - Nick

Talking points: Batman's moral compass, classic film "I Am Robot", open door policies, sexist juggernaut, chappie.

The coal world churns out another legendary hero to save an even grimmer, darker future, but the real hero is a freakin' rat again. Thanks, Nick.

;) - Nick

Talking points: Batman's moral compass, classic film "I Am Robot", open door policies, sexist juggernaut, chappie.

And you thought your high school was cool? Welcome to Silicoal Valley, where your grades depend on how sweet your superpowers are. Also, no one will make you play sports.

Talking points: Charles Manson, what The Breakfast Club is about, public school, Captain America, Silicon Valley, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Netflix, Jason Sudeikis, debate about art museums, toward the end we just talk about movies for ten minutes.

And you thought your high school was cool? Welcome to Silicoal Valley, where your grades depend on how sweet your superpowers are. Also, no one will make you play sports.

Talking points: Charles Manson, what The Breakfast Club is about, public school, Captain America, Silicon Valley, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Netflix, Jason Sudeikis, debate about art museums, toward the end we just talk about movies for ten minutes.

And you thought your high school was cool? Welcome to Silicoal Valley, where your grades depend on how sweet your superpowers are. Also, no one will make you play sports.

Talking points: Charles Manson, what The Breakfast Club is about, public school, Captain America, Silicon Valley, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Netflix, Jason Sudeikis, debate about art museums, toward the end we just talk about movies for ten minutes.

We were too tired to make a hero after seeing a late night showing of Thor: Ragnarok. So we made 6.

Watch Thor! It's good!