Superhero Assembly Line

What really happens when you put metal in the microwave? Magical, friendly demons apparently. This hero hated the Transformers movies!

Talking points: Infrared, Megatron, Subway, rapport.

Welcome to the Coal World, where humans live in a world ravaged by an energy disaster. Fortunately, one hero can summon a horde of rag-dolling elks to take on poachers with extensive knowledge of 2009’s hit game, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Talking points: Superpowers, Santa Clause, One Piece, coal pollution, Chalk Zone, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, saltwater taffy, Courage The Cowardly Dog

Welcome to the Coal World, where humans live in a world ravaged by an energy disaster. Fortunately, one hero can summon a horde of rag-dolling elks to take on poachers with extensive knowledge of 2009’s hit game, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Talking points: Superpowers, Santa Clause, One Piece, coal pollution, Chalk Zone, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, saltwater taffy, Courage The Cowardly Dog

The end of year one is here as we embark on a new plan for Superhero Assembly Line. Prepare yourself for Epi-Pen's final stand.

Everyone's favorite guy-who-was-held-in-epipen's-lungs-for-an-entire-episode finally gets the honor he deserves. A death battle with an alternate reality version of himself!

Talking Points: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Stoge Vs Stogie, Ruggles

Scientists say sharks are not nearly as aggressive as they are often portrayed. Yeah, tell that to Shamray and his buddy Billson the stingray. Together, they've got the power to clean up any urchin that stands in their way.

Talking points: Dunkirk Pikachu, Benjamin Franklin, Vince with Shamwow, sea urchins, shark blood, rat-shark, Mojo.

A Manhattan-based hero with a knack for transforming into a battleship comes face to face with the crude truth of bay-faring pirates. Yeah, we don’t really get it either.

Talking points: New kittens, Shrek, battleships, probation, Rihanna, oil rigs, Dishonored, fishing boats, pirates, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia references

This week, we assemble a team the world deserves -- but definitely not the one it needs. Everyone's favorite Epinephrine-based hero uses the only selection method ~we~ know to pick his team: randomization.

Talking points: Andre 3000, Dream Daddy, billiards, Magic 8 Ball, commentating, climbing mountains.

She's slick, she's stealthy, she's...got a plinth? Be it by numbers or sheer force of liberty, The Reductress must vanquish Earth's ultimate symbol of peace -- for good.

Talking points: Lady Liberty, kaiju, Chappie, Space Lobster, Space Hamster, football, Pacific Rim, hand-braking, Skull.

She's slick, she's stealthy, she's...got a plinth? Be it by numbers or sheer force of liberty, The Reductress must vanquish Earth's ultimate symbol of peace -- for good.

Talking points: Lady Liberty, kaiju, Chappie, Space Lobster, Space Hamster, football, Pacific Rim, hand-braking, Skull.