Surely Not The News

A massive pot brownie, a broken penis, sex doll funerals and more.

A shot in a fake arm, breastfeeding a cat, a one in a million shot and more. 

A guy invites his bro into the delivery room, three giant stone penises are stolen and much more.

A girl divorces herself, a naked man in a wall, alien surgery and more.

More world leader flatulence, a husband swapping a cat, a wife  loaning out her family and more.

Biden’s Fart, Breastmilk Butter, Astronauts in Diapers and More.

A bead booger, a Halloween burger, a house fly that’s the bomb and more.

A testicle bath, contaminated baloney, hemorrhoid home remedies and more.

A botched measurement, a cursing parrot, a suspect hiding in a tree and more.

A surgery that's just nuts, a stripper bus field trip, and another gross story from Scott.