Surely Not The News

A Naked Floater, A Booze Cruise into a Taco Bell Sign, and a Couple of Cat Stories.

An Ashtray Bride, A Florida Syringe Smuggler, Busted Little Leaguers, and McDonald's Best Kept Secret.  

Playing Dead in the Water, a Christian Onlyfans Star and a Fight with a Mini-Golf Gator.

Florida Man and His Friends, Fake Vaccination Cards and Cat Bungholes.

Four Days of Tangled Hair, A Stroke from Stroking and a Squirrel on Meth.

Lent Busting Burgers, Undercover Busts and Dolphins Getting High.

A Stolen Bus, Ear Cheese Tips and an Alien Romance.

Flying cars, a naked cruise and the largest family in the world.

Matt and Scott are back with a new show covering some news stories you may have missed.