Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Noodles & Company, standardized testing, Bevi machines, or double clicking.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: The Masked Singer, Bobby's kitchen sink, Vanderpump Rules or air conditioned car seats.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: jockeys, Saltburn, fake astronauts, or clenching.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Eric's belt buckle collection, Urkel Gru, Claire's lactose intolerance, or Mark Tremonti of Creed.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Laura's fake tan, Snooki's infamous email, getting stranded on the highway, or g-strings.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: conjoined twins with differing sexual preferences, the gang's alter egos, Master Claire, or Spotify DJ.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Gatorade flavors, Laika the space dog, delicate crop tops, or the Irish potato famine.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: ear cuffs, Kairos, Lucille II, or cat strollers

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: martinis, marLARGEies, niche cereals, or Brett Michaels' rumored hairpiece.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: the gay rodeo, Rita Moreno, Bobby's love for Beyonce, or The Traitors