Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: basketball, a suspicious suitcase, Laura's psychotic algorithm, or HONK! the musical.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Mick Mack, bowls of jelly, Milli Vanilli, tubas, or Jason Derulo's cracked teeth.

Bobby's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: lunchables, Fancy Feast, Svengoolie, Camp Rock, or delicious soup from Cafe Zupas.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: close up magic, blowing on food, Cracker Barrel, or puppet operas.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: sexy cartoons, Lana Del Rey's alligator husband, the Wienermobile, or paint n' sip.

Bobby's in Canada so Kate's hosting, and this party's theme is NOT: merkins, Apple Fest, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, brain juice, or bullies.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: gold lamé bags, John Stamos, Culver's child workforce, funeral suits, or Chelsea's khaki diaper.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: broccoli hair, the Lawrence brothers, Shaggy, holograms, or Laura's personal style journey.

Kate's hosting and this week's party theme is NOT: the Zika virus, Beaker, perms, or rubber snakes.

Our hosts are currently planning some epic parties and our guessts can't wait to figure out what they are! More surprises coming soon...