Susan from Scratch

In which Susan is dealt some bland and uninspiring memories along with a mildly debilitating personal affliction.

In which Susan trains her farmyard skills, perhaps overhears a few choice conversations, gets totally blown out, and loves it.

In which Susan finds herself in a foreign land, is defeated in battle, learns hard lessons, equips herself with the great weapon, battles once again, and eventually has to face up to reality.

In which Susan buys a racially insensitive bouquet, meets an old acquaintance in an unexpected place, and is forced to dispatch insects in the classic fashion.

In which susan rides a carousel, staples her fingers together for personal reasons, and performs unspeakable and immoral acts with a set of stoneware mugs.

In which Susan takes up the side hustle of Ouija, tussles with an unexpected housemate, and experiences a great deal of unfocused disgust.

In which Susan meets a salty man of the sea, goes on an unadvised date, and discovers the trouble with avocados.

Just to start things off, we talk a little about who we are and why we want to instantiate a person. This would be a good place to start if you've forgotten your 6th grade history class on instantiation.