Susan from Scratch

Susan from Scratch

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Susan from Scratch episodes

  • 42: Kevin's Orb-O

    In which Susan indulges in a brief dalliance with an international personage of mystery (lips not included), the mystic spiritual nature of the nation's favorite Kevin is discussed in detail, and Susan runs important sociological simulations on the classic pillbug computer.

    39 min
  • 41: Do chickens go to goat heaven?

    In which Susan's neck is briefly enlarged (in the classic adolescent fashion), the chicken afterlife is discussed in rigorous detail, and the mathematics of complements are derived for the enjoyment of the listening audience.

    38 min
  • 40: Death of the lovers

    In which Susan experiments with one of the lesser-known drugs of the 90s party scene, inherits an ageist instrument, and almost experiences the great dream of flight. Maggie's callous treatment of her fellow travelers on spaceship earth is also discussed.

    34 min
  • 39: Jiffy Boy Tape

    In which Susan makes her small screen debut, pushing the boundaries of broadcast television along the way, attracts an undefined but large number of boys (subject to real-world test verification), and comes close to straddling the yawning gap between two adjacent universes.

    28 min
  • 38: Ghost dicks

    In which Susan does not receive the gift of X-ray vision, but one of her household appliances does. Ghost dicks, unfortunately, are also discussed... several times.

    27 min

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