Susan from Scratch

We're trying out a new thing... Sharing names between episodes that go together. Will this make it easier to figure out when new stories begin? Perhaps!

In this episode: The saga of Thomas and George comes to its inevitable conclusion, and we leave poor real person George Chen with a memory he'll never forget.

In this episode: We meet Thomas the reverse bicentennial man, and begin the arduous process of plotting out his time in Susan's restaurant.

Also discussed - Malcolm's upcoming trip to Tampa with his new friend George Chen.

Okay, so in the post-baby world, we seem to be on a bi-weekly schedule. No doubt this will resolve itself in the weeks to come, just as soon as the baby starts pulling her weight in the podcasting department.

In this episode: We discover just how short ball life can be.

Producer's note: If you have any information concerning "Twilight Zone Forever Mailman", please forward it to [email protected]

In this episode: We explore the dark origins of everyone's favorite fishman, Zit "Too Long" Shorts!

Also discussed - how to take advantage of fellow airplane passengers, and some of the murkier details of sandwich mathematics.

What's that sound?? That's right, it's the repeated thumping of knees and elbows on the table! Mag and Mal are together again, recording into a single microphone. But rest assured, while the audio quality of this episode may have taken a serious hit, the content is as good as ever!

In this episode: Susan receives sage wisdom regarding goldfish rearing methods, and makes a friend that might just get her into the watery bowels of the city. To clarify - we're talking about the city's secret fish zones.

In this episode: Susan briefly tours pontoon city (which is just as cool as you thought it was going to be) and manages to bring this void-universe journey to a close.

Additionally - Mal & Mag struggle to dredge up any knowledge whatsoever about a group of fairly well known rockstars.

OK so listen! One of us may have sort of in a certain sense if you look at it in just the right way from a certain perspective had a baby. That is to say, well, let me put it this way. I HAD A BABY!!!! 

(I, in this instance, am Malcolm)

OK! More info soon. Look out for new episodes, they will eventually be coming.

In this episode: Susan's voidworld journey takes her to the outskirts of pontoon city, but perhaps those friendly waters aren't as friendly as they seem...

Editor's note: Malcolm is the clear winner of the "Guinness Bet"(tm) made in this episode.

In this episode: Susan's journey through the voidworld continues...

To say more would spoil the fun.

In this episode: We catch up with the marimo balls, which have been chilling on Malcolm's desk for some week now. And, Susan catches up with her past, or rather, Susan's past catches up with her.

An opportunity presents itself to right an old wrong, but the path is dangerous. Does Susan resist the call of adventure? You'll just have to listen to the episode to find out.