Susan from Scratch

Susan from Scratch

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Susan from Scratch episodes

  • 57: Dog Iron

    In this episode: We discuss mornings, morning routines, morning meals, mourning, and mjolnir (some segments from broadcast cut for time). Also, not to kill that morning vibe, Susan's life is crossed by yet another dark curse.

    19 min
  • 56: Quills and Thrills

    In this episode: The deposition of quills into bums, and their subsequent removal, is discussed in a surprising amount of detail. Additionally, Susan has some experiences buying items beyond price, and slicing bananas beyond once (i.e., slicing bananas a bunch of times; I hope that's clearer).

    23 min
  • 55: The Clockson

    In this episode: Maggie educates the listeners on the subject of plant shields, Malcolm fails to deliver a riddle, and Susan struggles against the bonds of an ancient family curse.

    Jeremy Clarkson is also briefly mentioned, but that may have been an accident. It's not really brought up again.

    22 min
  • 54: Cornstarch Boyz 2

    In this episode: Good vacation times are recalled, good vacation toys are remembered, good little men are brought to life. Basically, it's all good.

    16 min
  • 53: Claw Hans

    In this episode: Malcolm drinks one fast martini, Maggie admits defeat in her quest, and Susan toys with the possibility of hand replacement surgery.

    16 min
  • 52: Mandywatch 2k19

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    Mandywatch 2k19 is live now. We bring you up to the minute info as the drama unfolds in the heart of our nation's capital.

    5 min
  • 51: Dancing with Mandy

    In this episode: Susan defeats the nemesis of the bathroom, trains her little ugly men, and is more than generous with the family knives.

    45 min
  • 50: The Challenge Episode

    This here's a bit of a challenge. It was a challenge for us, certainly. It absolutely presents Susan with some challenges. You might even find it a bit of a challenge to listen to yourself.

    In this episode Susan gets a friend into hot water but doesn't get them out, fails to bribe a bridge troll (honestly he's a very nice man, not a troll at all), and does screech her fact clean of hair.

    41 min
  • 49: Wax Daddy, My Baddy

    In which Susan climbs a wall (or rather, doesn't climb a wall), destroys a celebrity through great negligence, and then rebuilds that celebrity through grit (and wax).

    33 min
  • 48: Qua

    In which Susan dives for those sweet treasures that only the ocean can provide, exploits the misfortune of others to finally go viral, and loses herself (at least partially) to nature.

    36 min

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