Susan from Scratch

In this episode: Further turtlejacking (still not what it sounds like), serious continued swolitude of turtles, and an increasing and unresolved runaway process of even more turtle beefing.

Also in this episode: Considerable dabbling with unsavory moral possibilities but, ultimately, a redemption.

In this episode: Turtle swoling, the beefing of turtles, turtlejacking (not what it sounds like), and general muscularization of turtles and turtle adjacent reptiles (actually, now that we've reviewed it, it's just turtles).

Also in this episode: A surprisingly dark moral conundrum

In this episode: A great quantity of reminiscing about our childhoods and comparatively little effort into giving Susan a childhood of her own.

Also in this episode: More pee talk than is necessary. Glitter Dog. Inelegant bragging about interesting childhood memories for which we can take little personal credit.

In this episode: More discussion of dude wines, somehow.

Also in this episode: Infinite sweat. Brow and eyeliner.

Donate/Get Involved/Help:

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Learn/Read/Grow:

https://www.rachelcargle.com/social-syllabus

https://bookshop.org/books/between-the-world-and-me/9780812993547

https://bookshop.org/books/so-you-want-to-talk-about-race/9781580058827

Relax your bones, dear listeners, it's Quarantini time.

Prepare yourself a distracting concoction and let those aforementioned bones tumble down into an artful heap in that lovely bunker with us.

In this episode: Susan takes a heartbreaking journey from the pure freedom she found in her time as a blue man and learns to transition back into the mundanity of everyday life.

In this episode: Susan becomes one with the deep movings of the great city clock. The blue-man-ness also continues.

Also in this episode: Dude wines

Be at peace, friends, it's Quarantini time.

Slosh some apropos liquors into a harmonious admixture and let yourself fall gracefully downwards into that trusty bunker with us.

In this episode: Susan undergoes a remarkable transformation and roves out into the city in search of others of her kind.

Also in this episode: Martini olives. Extensive discussions of martini olives.