Swatch of Horrors

Swatch of Horrors

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    11 min
  • Ep 40: Horrors of Holiday gift-giving (gift ideas)

    Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals!


    Meemz is a former makeup artist. This episode focuses on gift ideas, especially what NOT to buy this holiday season.


    Gift responsibly and try to reduce waste by gifting consumable products, or eco friendly products that help reduce waste like reusable cotton pads, the makeup eraser, and nore. Send in your beauty horror stories to Swatchofhorrors @ gmail . com or use the new anonymous google form here:


    Submit your beauty horror stories anonymously!


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    27 min
  • Ep 39: Worst kinds of co-workers to be around

    Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals!


    Meemz, a former makeup artist talks about the worst kind of co-worker to be around when working in cosmetics in a retail setting. Getting frustrated by returns, no sales, and rude clients? Meemz goes over a few mindset changes you can apply to help get you out of that toxic funk. No one wants to be around a bad vibe. Don't be that person.


    Send in your beauty horror stories to Swatchofhorrors @ gmail . com


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    28 min
  • Ep 38: Your skin is literally crumbling

    Swatch of Horrors turns 3 years old! Thank you all who have come along on this podcasting journey!


    Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals!


    Meemz tells a beauty horror story about the time she did a foundation match on a client. Learn how to be straight-forward and kind to your client about their hygiene or conditions that impact the overall look of their beauty goals.


    Send in your beauty horror stories to Swatchofhorrors @ gmail . com


    Representation matters! Leave a review and a 5-star rating!


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    26 min
  • EP 37: Why I didn’t get a pedicure

    Trigger warning...This episode talks about gross body fluids. Submit your beauty horror story to Meemz @ Swatchofhorrors on IG, Twitter, or TikTok.


    Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals!


     


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    31 min
  • Ep 36: Prom makeup nightmare!!

    Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals!


    In honor of Prom Season, Meemz recounts her prom makeup horror story where she almost didn't get her makeup done all because of a dishonest sales associate. Tune in to find out why.


    There is also a new segment...


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    38 min
  • Ep 35 - Being more sanitary as a makeup artist

     Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals!


    This episode is all about the top things you can stop doing as a makeup artist in order to be more sanitary for you and your customers.


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    22 min
  • Ep 34: Hungover client at the makeup counter

    Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Meemz is a former makeup artist, and she is here to share all of her stories, and the stories of her guests who work in the beauty industry.


    Are you a die-hard Swatch of Horrors listener? Do you want SoH merch? Comment on IG or DM Meemz to let her know!


    Meemz goes talks about a health update and tells a story about a client who was too hungover to get her makeup done.


    If you are a client, you'll want to listen to this episode to learn what NOT to do.


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    24 min
  • Ep 33: Checking my anxiety, and your bad breath

    Swatch of Horrors talks mental health along with beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals.


    This episode, Meemz talks through the anxieties of health scares and the toxic ways that social media can fuel these anxieties.


    If you work in the beauty industry or any industry, you'll want to make sure your breath is tolerable. If you think this doesn't apply to you, you're probably wrong. 


    Also, are you mindful of your fragrance etiquette? 


     



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    28 min
  • Ep 32: Weird friend stuff and an obsessed client

    Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals.


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    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
    29 min

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Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. You’ll hear Meemz, a former makeup artist, and her guests call out beauty industry issues and bad client behavior. Learn what it’s like to be on the…