Have you ever seen Homeward Bound, loyal listener? It's a story about two dogs and a cat, with celebrity voice acting of course, who find their way home against all odds. Have you ever wondered how to improve that formula? The title of this week's episode may contain a hint.

Sometimes, you find the need to do something most consider rude. Listeners of Swiping Left will, in this episode, learn how to keep said motions polite, civil, and maybe even fancy.

Loyal listeners, you know that we at Swiping Left attempt to be as inclusive as possible. Where do we draw the line? Not here, listeners, not here. In this episode, we come out fully in support of the life-impaired. Undead, not unperson!

Bruising is to be taken seriously, loyal listeners, so think of this when rolling down hills. Why won't anyone think of the hills?!

This week on Swiping Left, we explore cryptozoological breakfast options. Explore with us!

Have you ever wanted to rate washing machines on a basis of how well they are ridden? How about the viability of a TV show starring xenomorph Ashton Kutcher? Well, strap in, because it's all covered in this week's episode of Swiping Left!

Is it echinodermaphilia or echinodermophilia? We don't know either, but it sure makes an interesting interlude on this week's episode of Swiping Left!

Budget spellcasting may not be the best idea, loyal listener, but it sure does make for an interesting episode of Swiping Left!

Go ahead and make predictions about how we arrive at the title of this week's episode, listeners. If you're right, you win the prize of our frightened astonishment!

This episode of Swiping Left deals with some very serious issues, such as airborne dogs. Is it too bad a pun to call a flying corgi a pawratrooper?