We try to remain positive, but sometimes you have to take a stand. Today, that stand is against a certain type of medieval weaponry. We hope this doesn't alienate too many of our loyal listeners.
But what instruments do they play? There's at least one theremin, I can tell you that much, but you'll have to listen if you want to know what it's played with.
Kupo? Don't worry about it. If you have ever wanted to have a romantic encounter with what's pretty much the mascot for the Final Fantasy series, instructions lie within!
Excelsior? Eh, we tried. Want to win a no-prize from us? We aren't sure what the criteria are, either, but you're welcome to listen to this episode and try to figure one out!
Welcome to Swiping Left. We're here to help YOU relieve a little bit of stress by talking about bad, weird, and creepy profiles in the world of online dating. We perform dramatic, silly, and often profane readings of dating profiles from across the web. So, join us for a few laughs at the bizarre things some people have written in the pursuit of companionship.
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