Excuse the sound quality! Getting the microphone to where it didn't pick up my neighbor vacuum-tunneling through the ceiling made the voices all weird. Other than that, enjoy your tainted bear head. Remember to thank it.

The stripes! Oh, the stripes!

And other activities that can be performed with a loveseat.

The momentary Shatner! Is! Here again!

Not Overtly Gonad Tasked? Never On Grumbly Toad? You know what? It means what you want it to mean. Find your own NOGT.

If you hear some whooshes and rumbles, we recorded this during quite a storm, so enjoy that little bit of added atmosphere as we talk about how birds do it.

Don't embrace the end. Cuddle it.

What happens when you go past that annoying duck face thing? Well, our title should give you some idea. Bring your own anti-inflammatory cream.

You'll hear something so pretentious that this title makes sense. Don't worry. Sit back. Relax. It's green mountain time.

Familiar with the work of Roger Corman? Perhaps look him up real quick before listening. It'll be worth your time. He did direct the best Fantastic Four movie, after all!