Experience the healing hands of Buford and Wilbur with us, listeners.

If it doesn't go on, does it come on? Is that how this works?

Are you intervort? No? How can you be sure, though? Either way, come, intervort with us.

It's better than getting a whole one and not knowing whether or not you like it.

Have you ever wanted to do that? Just let loose with a fatal struggle snuggle?

You'd watch it. Don't lie.

It's preferable to having someone else's, I suppose. Just make sure you take proper care of him. You know, a nice, large terrarium, a water bottle filled with Miller High Life, a newspaper to yell at, dad stuff.

Does it quiver? Does it shake? Must you kill it with a stake? How did we get to vampires? It doesn't matter. It's fine.

Symbiotes, not mouth noises.

I gawrshed.