That's what I assume will be the plot of our new feature film, Napoleon Dolemite, at least. So...anybody got a lead on where we can pick up some cheap llamas and a budget martial arts choreographer?
Let's take a break from order and sequence for disorder and non-sequitur. Cosmic radiation, spice, and nothing nice, oh, and various furred things, all contribute!
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