We’ve got Corona-Free strippers in Las Vegas; drive-ins are all the rage again; Garth Brooks’ new nationwide concert; new video games on the horizon, like Star Wars; Canada kills the Alaskan cruise season; HBO Max makes some iffy decisions about Looney Tunes cartoons and classic movies like Gone with the Wind; a new non-opinion news block is coming to WGN; Pete Davidson’s The King of Staten Island is now available on VOD; we’re digging Star Trek: Picard; Disney+ has a slew of fun, behind-the-scenes specials; and, much more, live from Las Vegas.

A quarantine-era web show gets acquired by CBSViacom; Chef Jose Andres does good around the world; Americans are finally sending folks back into space after 10 years; Pink Shorts Boom Guy passes away; “Batwoman” quits after one year; Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox split; all about the Jake at State Farm guy; they’re going down to Titanic to get a telegraph machine; a Nebraska woman sues ALL homosexuals everywhere; a priest uses a squirt gun to delivery holy water in social distancing; and, much, much more, Dale & Scott are LIVE from Las Vegas to the world. 

It’s all about John Krasinski bringing you some good news; Hard Rock could return to Vegas; NFL stadiums might be empty this Fall but we’ll hear and see fake fans; Cher goes Spanish; don’t ship cremated remains; Richard, Jerry, and Roy have passed; Masterclass is on sale; Ryan Murphy has a lot up his sleeves; Queen Latifah is coming to your TV to settle some scores; “Defending Jacob” is the shit; and so much more, this week, on the Swish Edition. LIVE from Las Vegas.

We’re talking about small businesses doing good things; Stephanie Meyer’s “Twilight” prequel is coming; Betty White return in time for Christmas; CBS makes all the changes; a new standalone “Star Wars” movie is in the works; Tom Cruise is going to space; Neve Campbell is in talks to make “Scream 5;” my cousin will be in a new Food Network show next week called “Bakeaway Camp;” “SNL” wraps season 45; there’s a new cell phone with a rotory dial; and, much more, live from Las Vegas!

We’re back outside talking about the broadcast networks running out of content; Netflix adds 16 million subscribers; you can make Mickey beignets at home; Anderson Cooper gets a baby; reporters without pants; Mumbais flamingo invasion; our friend Rob Nagle pops up everywhere on TV; Kelly Clarkson channels Madonna; what airports might look like in the future; and, much more, live from Las Vegas!

Dale and Scott are outside talking about the new ageism in Hollywood; Shake Shack and Sweetgreen come to their senses; IKEA meatballs; Jason Bateman and his “Ozark” predictions; “Will & Grace” wraps it up again; “The Batman” is pushed to late-2021; “Scoob!” is coming to your TV first; Dolly Parton produced “Buffy the Vampire Slayer;” Ryan Murphy’s “Hollywood;” all the great new stuff coming to HBO Max, including J.J. Abrams originals; and much more, live from Las Vegas!

We’re talking ninja face masks; a 3-legged dead bunny; making lasagna; the Las Vegas valley Thunderbird fail; a new “Showgirls” documentary is coming; a new “Mandalorian” documentary series, too; how about $8.2 million in your checking account?; Disney releases theme park recipes; everyone hating on Ellen; Scott’s cousin on a new Food Network show called “Bakeaway Camp;” Leslie Jordon’s hilarious Instagram videos; and much more, live from Las Vegas!

Easter in isolation and we have no white eggs to color and no ham to eat! The horrors. Speaking of horrors, Dale gave Scott a haircut! It’s not pretty. We’re also talking about Quibi shows, gun permit background checks skyrocket, homemade jockstrap masks, Roseanne is still looney, is Janeway coming to CBS All Access?, a new Robin Hood, Dead to Me season 2, Scott’s new book, and much more, live from Las Vegas!

Dale & Scott are playing with their new video server, talking all the free streaming music and video available to everyone, Quibi is coming for short attention spans, Kim Kardashian is helping our broken criminal justice problem, Wynn wins, and so much more!

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