The time has come to go back to school to learn the three R’s- no, not Reading, Writing, and ‘Rithmatic! The important three R’s - Ronny Ray Rasmussen. The Santo Domingo legend returns to accept the Alumnus of the Year Award. But before he does that, he’s got a little unfinished business to settle.

When Judy Lewis decides to go back to school to further her education and better herself, Marty Lewis acts like a little whiny selfish bitch and — Ok not exactly, but Judy’s new pursuit does cause friction between her and her husband and Parker and Shelly are caught in the middle… Oh, and Jerry too, because he’s staying over while his parents are out of town and he’s afraid to be alone. Yeah, lotta baggage in this episode.

Mr. Rips is the best. He’s patient. He’s protective. He’s poetic. All the kids love him. So when Parker plays one too many pranks on him and he decides to quit the profession, Park has a real dilemma on his hands. 

Just kidding, this episode is nothing like "Teacher, Teacher".

Dr Pankow returns, but he is no longer merely a principal… he is now the decency advisor for the Santo Domingo Correctness Committee and when he sets his sights on a particular new music record, Mary Lewis is caught in the crossfire. Marty, feeling his hippy oats, decides to fight back against the censorship and Parker finds himself conflicted. Has his dad lost his marbles? Or is there something that can be learned from the old man?

Who was the worst teacher you remember from high school? The one who seemed more interested in proving they were always right, that they were always in control. You’ve got one in mind right now. For Parker Lewis, that’s Mr. Lionel Tower…this week, at least.

In this fairytale-framed episode of PLCL, Larry Kubiac’s position as Santo Domingo’s toughest mother-fer is threatened when his girlfriend Eileen gives him an ultimatum: Either he gives up violence or they can’t be together. For the sake of love Kubiac surrenders his title as Santo Domingo’s most powerful Flamingo. Everything is coming up roses until Don Yemano, seeing a void in the power dynamic, makes his move and begins to rule the school with an iron fist.

We got to do a sit down with Paul Kautz, one of our first listeners and the man providing us with the proper German pronunciations for our episode titles.

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard, we’re expecting you. Love. Life’s sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Santo Domingooooo, soon will be making another run. Santo Domingoooooo, promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance…with Annie Sloan.

In a very special episode of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose – And by special I mean ‘possibly problematic’? -- Parker finds love online and sight unseen… but when he finally meets his ‘Teen Queen’ he is conflicted. She is a little more than he hoped for. Will he succumb to peer pressure? Or will he see Teen Queen’s true beauty?

In her continuing attempt to find identity beyond her family name, Shelly Lewis embarks on a quest to meet her rock star idol. What lines won’t she cross in her efforts to connect with…Jezebel.