On this off week, we've decided to offer up a little bonus episode. The first segment offers some corrections to our Ferris Bueller episode last week and the second part is sampling of our first podcast (that we did about a decade ago) called "The World its Ass"... 

We'll return next week to kick off the Second Season of Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

Enjoy!

Prepare yourselves because today we have a very special episode. We subject ourselves to the Pilot episode of the short-lived Ferris Bueller TV series. 

This ain’t your slightly older brother’s Ferris Bueller. On the first day of 11th grade, Ferris tries to woo recent transfer student Sloane Peterson, while dodging Principal Rooney.

It’s the last day of the school year. Not a problem for Parker Lewis, right? Wrong! For some reason Parker has lost his mojo. No matter what he does, Parker Lewis just can’t seem to win.

When Shelly is invited to a party, she cashes in an I.O.U. from Parker to enlist the best buds as her dating mentors. Saddened by his lack of an invitation to the same party, Kubiac sets to the task of finding a way in- by any means necessary.

The buds do the mall rat thing as they chase their respective dreams; Jerry hunts for a job to make him feel like a man, Mikey struggles to cope with the pressures of his new promotion, Kube ogles the latest in state of the art cookware, and Parker is chasing a girl… natch. 

This time on the podcast, Chip and Chris discuss "King Kube" and they have a special guest pop-in! Who doesn't love the pop-in?!

You'll never guess who it is! Ok, you'll probably guess who it is.

Jerry Steiner is ready to take his place amongst the legends of Santo Domingo prankery. Unfortunately, (and inexplicably) his chosen target is the biggest, baddest, buttkickingest guy in school- Francis Lawrence Kubiac III. Seriously, Jerry, what the actual fuck? After the prank goes awry, Kubiac decides to move on from Santo Domingo High School, and It is up to the best buds to show Larry how much he means to them and his classmates. Also, Parker and Mikey are dating twins.

A Eulogy for Ann.

Dr. Norman Pankow is back. This time he is begging Miss Musso for a job. He swears he’s a changed man, but when the buds catch wind of Pankow’s true intentions, they hatch a plan to beat the Dr. at his own game.

Here's a deleted scene from last week's podcast episode we did with Troy Slaten and it's chock full of geekery!

Jerry Steiner…is a man in love. After gathering the courage to ask his crush out, and scoring his first date, Jerry is desperate to have Parker and Mikey there to guide him through.

SPECIAL GUEST ALERT: Troy Slaten is back with us for this one!