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Who was the worst teacher you remember from high school? The one who seemed more interested in proving they were always right, that they were always in control. You’ve got one in mind right now. For Parker Lewis, that’s Mr. Lionel Tower…this week, at least.

In this fairytale-framed episode of PLCL, Larry Kubiac’s position as Santo Domingo’s toughest mother-fer is threatened when his girlfriend Eileen gives him an ultimatum: Either he gives up violence or they can’t be together. For the sake of love Kubiac surrenders his title as Santo Domingo’s most powerful Flamingo. Everything is coming up roses until Don Yemano, seeing a void in the power dynamic, makes his move and begins to rule the school with an iron fist.

We got to do a sit down with Paul Kautz, one of our first listeners and the man providing us with the proper German pronunciations for our episode titles.

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard, we’re expecting you. Love. Life’s sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Santo Domingooooo, soon will be making another run. Santo Domingoooooo, promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance…with Annie Sloan.

In a very special episode of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose – And by special I mean ‘possibly problematic’? -- Parker finds love online and sight unseen… but when he finally meets his ‘Teen Queen’ he is conflicted. She is a little more than he hoped for. Will he succumb to peer pressure? Or will he see Teen Queen’s true beauty?

In her continuing attempt to find identity beyond her family name, Shelly Lewis embarks on a quest to meet her rock star idol. What lines won’t she cross in her efforts to connect with…Jezebel.

Parker’s audio diary goes missing! You know the one: The tape recorder we’ve never seen before that he used in absolutely no episode ever? Yeah, that one. Well, there is a lot of sensitive information about a lot of people on there and someone is threatening to broadcast its contents to the school… Will he find it in time?

Musso it’s your birthday. Happy birthday Musso. Also Dr. Pankow is back! No longer tied to janitorial work, Mr. Dr. Pankow has designs on a new punishment facility. All he needs in order to get what he wants is the birthday girl on the sidelines.

The Santo Domingo football team has never scored a single point against rival El Corrado. This year is gonna be different though because they’ve added resident genius Jerry Steiner to the roster. With his brain and Larry Kubiac’s brawn, Santo Domingo seems poised to make history. But when Jerry’s head gets too big for his helmet, a rift forms between him and his new teammate endangering their chances at success.

Mikey Randall finds himself at a familiar crossroads, struggling to choose between the allure of rock & roll stardom and his responsibilities of school and friendship.