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We’ve got trouble… right here in Santo Domingo… with a capital T… That stands for Teacher. Parker is hot for teacher… nuff said.

This time around Chris and Chip discuss Season 02 Episode 5 "The Undergraduate".

Hello students. School has begun. The summer is over. I am in command. What was that? For that little outburst, each and every one of you will spend three hours in detention, today, immediately after school in the basement! What do you think you’re doing? Parker Lewis? What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook? I’ve got a good mind to slap your fat face. You are destroying your life with that…that…that garbage! Alright, Mister Lewis! I want you to tell me- no! Better yet. Stand up and tell the class- Whadda you wanna do with your life?!

This episode, Chris and Chip recap the Parker Lewis Can't Lose episode: "Future Shock".

When Parker and Mikey realize Jerry has become so dependent on his jacket that he is using it to hide from girls, they decide it’s time for a little tough love and they force him to spend a week without his jacket. Unfortunately it’s also the week of a big oral report. Will Jerry learn to walk without his crutch? Or will he fall flat on his face?

Who is Shelly Lewis? Cheerleader? Freshman? Schoolyard Snitch? Or just Parker Lewis’ little sister? Tired of living in Parker’s shadow, Shelly falls in with the supernatural Darksiders, rulers of Santo Domingo’s underworld.

We're back with season 2 of our Parker Lewis Can't Lose Re-watch podcast! This time on the podcast, we discuss "Father Knows Less".

It’s time for the annual Marathon of the Mind! Students are tasked with building a toaster from a box full of random parts. One catch, though, they have to do so with a parent or guardian. What could go wrong?

On this off week, we've decided to offer up a little bonus episode. The first segment offers some corrections to our Ferris Bueller episode last week and the second part is sampling of our first podcast (that we did about a decade ago) called "The World its Ass"... 

We'll return next week to kick off the Second Season of Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

Enjoy!

Prepare yourselves because today we have a very special episode. We subject ourselves to the Pilot episode of the short-lived Ferris Bueller TV series. 

This ain’t your slightly older brother’s Ferris Bueller. On the first day of 11th grade, Ferris tries to woo recent transfer student Sloane Peterson, while dodging Principal Rooney.

It’s the last day of the school year. Not a problem for Parker Lewis, right? Wrong! For some reason Parker has lost his mojo. No matter what he does, Parker Lewis just can’t seem to win.

When Shelly is invited to a party, she cashes in an I.O.U. from Parker to enlist the best buds as her dating mentors. Saddened by his lack of an invitation to the same party, Kubiac sets to the task of finding a way in- by any means necessary.

The buds do the mall rat thing as they chase their respective dreams; Jerry hunts for a job to make him feel like a man, Mikey struggles to cope with the pressures of his new promotion, Kube ogles the latest in state of the art cookware, and Parker is chasing a girl… natch.