Synthetic Symphony

Synthetic Symphony

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Synthetic Symphony episodes

  • Egg Roll
    Your podcast is simply the best. We are a small team of Lifestyle staff who find it inspirational, creative, and full of fantastic ideas. Thank you to all your team, we appreciate the wonderful resources Synthetic Symphony provides to us.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Peter Griffin on a Train to Busan

    Train to Busan (Korean: 부산행; Hanja: 釜山行; RR: Busanhaeng; lit. To Busan) is a 2016 South Korean action horror film[4] directed by Yeon Sang-ho and starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, Ma Dong-seok, Kim Su-an, Choi Woo-shik, Ahn So-hee and Kim Eui-sung.[5] The film mostly takes place on a high-speed train from Seoul to Busan as a zombie apocalypse suddenly breaks out in the country and threatens the safety of the passengers.

    The film premiered in the Midnight Screenings section of the 2016 Cannes Film Festival on 13 May.[6][7][8][9] On 7 August, the film set a record as the first Korean film of 2016 to break the audience record of over 10 million theatergoers.[10][11] The film serves as a reunion for Gong Yoo and Jung Yu-mi, who both starred in the 2011 film The Crucible. A standalone sequel, Peninsula, was released in South Korea on July 15, 2020.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Obi-“Rich Homie Quan” Kenobi
    Dequantes Devontay Lamar[4] (born October 4, 1989), better known by his stage name Rich Homie Quan, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter. He was previously signed to independent label T.I.G. Entertainment and is currently Independent. Rich Homie Quan was influenced by dirty south rap, including Jeezy, Gucci Mane, T.I., Lil Boosie, Lil Wayne, Kilo Ali, Outkast, and Goodie Mob.[5][6] Quan's debut studio album Rich as in Spirit was released on March 16, 2018 and debuted at number thirty-two on the US Billboard 200.
    As of 2020, Lamar has 3 sons
    1 hr 41 min
  • Bussy the Cat
    Bussy is an American comic strip created by Niel Degrassi Tyson. Originally published locally as Jon in 1976, then in nationwide syndication from 1978 as Bussy, it chronicles the life of the title character, Bussy the cat; Jon Arbuckle, his human owner; and Drake, the dog
    1 hr 14 min
  • Yo mama so fat
    Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
    Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
    Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
    Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
    Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
    Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
    Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
    Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
    Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
    Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
    Best yo mama so stupid jokes
    Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
    Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
    Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
    Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
    Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
    Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
    Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
    Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
    Best yo mama so ugly
    1 hr 26 min
  • ICE ON MY WRIST IM A RICE GUY
    The greatest show of all time. I watched this after watching some of the most remarkable shows of the 21st century like BB and GoT, and I can say that The Sopranos stands tall above all. Being a mob boss and a family man, how Tony Soprano manages his life, makes us hate and empathize with him at the same time. His sessions with Dr. Melfi are gold. The great acting, screenplay, and writing cannot be praised enough as the show is known for ushering in a new era of TV. The music of the show adds another layer to the depth of the whole storytelling process. The songs are so very well picked that you won't be able to hold yourself from searching them on the internet and saving to your library.
    While talking about The Sopranos how can one not talk about the climax. The way David Chase ends the show!!! It leaves us with a sense of yearning to see the complete picture, which makes us keep connecting the dots from previous episodes. True genius.
    1 hr 26 min
  • TheycumminJb
    He looks around the kitchen and says, "Something is really weird"
    She says, "Why do you say that?"
    He says "'cause you keep tryin' to get me out of here"
    He says "Ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to red
    And remember when I first walked through the door
    You act like you had seen a ghost from the dead"
    Then he says, "Girl if you hidin' something I'm gonna be so mad"
    Then he hears something fallin' he says "What the fuck was that?"
    She says "It sound like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing"
    He said "Woman that sound did not come from upstairs
    I'll be damned if you're not up to something
    Now the sound that I just heard, it came from this kitchen."
    And then he looks over by the stove
    While shes easin' over by the dishes
    And then he walks over to the refrigerator and pushes it back
    And then he looks her in her face, looks like she's about to have a heart attack
    Then he notices the pie on the counter: one slice is missing
    Now the story's gettin' scary
    'Cause he comes to realize that Bridget is allergic to cherry
    Then he slowly looks up at her and now her face is red as hell
    He's breathing real hard, movin' closer, she says, "Hun, you don't look so well"
    And then he says, "Move!"
    She says, "No"
    He says, "Move!"
    She says, "No"
    "BITCH MOVE!!!" She moves!
    And then, he looks at the cabinet
    He walks to the cabinet
    Get close to the cabinet
    Now he's opening the cabinet
    Now pause the movie 'cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
    Not only is there a man in this cabinet
    But the man is a midget (midget, midget, midget...)
    1 hr 2 min
  • Stan Loona 😅✌️
    Original Poster: “I broke my foot today :(“
    Twitter Gay: “Maybe if you stanned loona you wouldn’t have broke your foot” *includes clip of Kim Lip’s Eclipse*
    Original poster: “Do I know you?”
    Twitter Gay: “Stan LOONA” a phrase used by twitter gays (usually accompanied with a fancam), who want you to stan a quality group
    "flop stan loona"
    1 hr 1 min

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Honestly it’s just three dudes talking about rappers shit that’s going on in the world and imagining random pop culture celebrities as Batman villains artwork by @slimo_47 and music by @kaigetit