Awww yeah, homie. Run that HUSTLE, foo. Jaydog's talking that cash-resale value of taxpayer-funded free lunch tickets, and Eric's all about that right now. Ya sabes, foo. But you got nothing on that free power and cable coming in from the tree line, just don't let the electric company see or they'll call the land lord and then we'll all have to move again. Wait - you're talking about small business ownership y que la chingada? What, you think you're all bad now that you file your taxes? Chingao! 

Okay look, Eric's gone too far now. You're VOTING??? I think you're taking this 2020 a little too far, ese. Pero sabes que? If you're gonna do it, vote for the proposition that gives the lightest jail term, homes. I'm waiting for my cuzzin Cuco to get out. What is that thing, a scantron? I haven't seen one of those since I flunked out of English class and had to go to Saturday school. Crazy! I didn't know those things still worked! Jaydog, you should take his test away, I seened him cheating! 

These foos think they're qualified to talk about skilled labor and equity initiatives now. No te crees, wey! Jaydog thinks he's a construction manager all of a sudden, and since the supply of chuntis dried up at Home Depot, he's doing the work himself, pobrecito. A peaceful discussion about how the Mexican lady at the front desk is a unique asset to any organization turns into a full out guerra about the precise number of Mexicans that should be allowed in major motion pictures. It's getting ugly between these two vatos, en sério, pero ¿sabes que? Nothing that can't be solved over a tall can.

Eric's in a storytelling mood, and now we gotta hear all about his childhood exploits - including some oldies but goodies like "Vaquero Eric and the Little Horse That Just Wished They Would Kill Him Already" and one of Jaydog's favorites - "Eric Lit the House on Fire and Forgot to Tell Someone." Hijole with all the fires in Califas it just seemed appropriate. Classic Eric! We're not surprised you ran off and joined the circus when you were seven, or however old you were, you pinche payaso.

Oh what you think you're all bad now cuz you got your stove working, Eric? Chingao, vato. Leave the cooking to comadre and sit outside with a Miller High Life where you belong. Rules for the kickback and rules for talking trash with the homies in this episode - but keep it trucha and stay out of trouble. Ay wey!

Otra vez Eric's going back to night school to get his credits, and Jaydog, como puto, is trying to talk him out of it. We don't know why he's gotta always put in his two cents, but Jay's convinced you can learn anything on Youtube, and he's got the footage to prove it. Learn about civilizations, study criminology, how to make the best machaca, or even how to dig a swimming pool and forge iron tools with just a stick and some ancient wisdom. No mames! Who needs night school? Put that college catalog down and pick up a 40 oz por you could enjoy life, cuz you know what? There's plenty of time to cry. Shiiiiiiiiiiit. You want to cry? I'll give you something to cry about! No? Okay then. Smile now, and cry later.