If you don't know how to talk right, you might get your ass kicked by your cousins or any of the neighbor kids, so get it right! Here's your cheat sheet on good Mexican pronunciation, for you could pass the test - but just barely! Hey, but if you want that job with the County, you're gonna have to do better, so get your vato that works there to put in a good word when the application window opens up. Plus, Jaydog gets all worked up about politicians acting stupid again, and Eric can't believe we're talking about social issues instead of hot chichonas. Don't worry though, stupid. Plenty of time for that a' rato.

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Get a load of this shit when Eric and Jaydog both try to choke down how everyone is allergic these days. But they'll both make an exception for one nasty ass "food" that gives them asco just thinking about it. (BONUS EPISODE)

Know, what, homie? We went there. Sorry, but there's something religious about the panadería, and we're not talking about the candles of the Virgin they sell next to those crazy painted terracotta piggy banks. Also, if you need to get a bill or two paid or just cash a check, kick that Dora the Explorer piñata aside and get in line, cabrón. This ain't no regular bakery. Meanwhile, Jaydog opines on the meaning of separate but equal cell phone service, and Eric goes and brings up child molesters, but we promise, it all works out in the end.