Oh, don’t mind us, SaysWhovia. We’re just bleaching this podcast before you listen. It’s going to be very clean. We want you to know that our podcast is entirely safe to consume and free of viruses. Because that’s on a lot of people’s minds. Especially Dan. Dan is ready. No one is as ready as Dan. Not you, and not the government, or Mike Pence, or the CDC or anyone. Maureen has been getting on and off of planes, which makes Dan all twitchy. He wants her to stay inside, with a mask on, eating beans.

But forget all that. It was Super Tuesday. Candidates were dropping out all over the place, and Joe Biden suddenly lurched his long, hairy legs into the lead. Was Corn Pop by his side? We do not know. But someone does know a lot about Joe Biden and she has come to talk about him. She has not come alone.

Things are getting very 2020 around here. Grab a mask, SaysWhovia, and join us in the disinfectant yurt.

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