Take Ten

This week Mark takes ten to explain why Batman and Robin is the worst Batman film, despite what he said a couple of weeks ago.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about Zack Snyder's boring zombie heist movie Army of the Dead and its uninspired title. And characters. And story.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Mark takes ten to explain why the Dark Knight Rises is the worst Batman film, and why everyone is wrong about Christopher Nolan.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Martyn takes ten to discuss the only good thing Joe Piscopo ever did, the zombie cop comedy Dead Heat.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Mark takes ten to GET OVER HERE and tell us why the new Mortal Kombat movie is better than the old one probably.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about the zombie comedy film with the smallest allotment of jokes, Shed of the Dead.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Mark takes ten to tell us about Michael Winslow pretending to be a robot in the best Police Academy movie Steve Guttenberg wasn't in, Police Academy 6: City Under Siege.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Martyn takes ten to discuss Bruce Willis' sleepwalking adventure on board an unconvincing spaceship full of zombies in Anti-Life.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Mark takes ten to talk about Steven Seagal's five minutes of screen time in The Asian Connection.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer

This week Martyn takes ten to tell us all about the forest moon of Endor and the horrific monstrosities that live there, as he watched Caravan of Courage and thinks you need to know about it for some reason.

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Format devised by Deborah Palmer