Tales from the Bargain Bin

Ryan and Claire spend this episode hiding in the penthouse watching SMOKIN' ACES (which Claire loves and Ryan laments) and its 2.5/10 prequel SMOKIN' ACES 2: ASSASSINS' BALL (which inflames disgust around the board)

Why is Andy Garcia tawkin lak dis?

Tom Berenger is a cut rate Kaiser Soze.

And where the fuck is Malcolm McDowell?!?!

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This week Claire and Ryan are finally taken out to the woods and abandoned, to take a closer look at 2013's Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and its 2 days before Mockbuster Hansel and Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft.

How many prisoners had to die so Hansel may live?  And will Jeremy Renner eventually smile about it?

Will Jonah ever recover from his coma dream?

And excuse us..but we've brought Oil and Vinvegar...WHERE IS OUR BREAD!?

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In this episode we ride the wormhole into the abstract and compelling Donnie Darko and shoot out the other end head first into the quagmire of shit that is it's "sequel" S. Darko.

Did the makers of S. Darko even watch the original?

What the fuck is even going on?

And what the heck was Mark Wahlberg thinking?!

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This week Claire and Ryan try to survive the post-apocolyptic realm of 2007's I AM LEGEND and it's off-its-meds knock off I AM OMEGA.

When did eating tuna become so complicated?

Will post-life ever get better for Paul?

And whose turn is it to give Fred a rinse down?! He's starting to get gross!

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Continuing the month of June Claude Van Damme, this week Ryan and Claire take a look at 1989's CYBORG starring JCVD of course and its 1993 sequel CYBORG 2: GLASS SHADOW starring Angelina Jolie.

Is this the most evil bad guy Ryan and Claire have ever faced?

Why is Jack Palance blathering about spoons?

How dare they call the sequel CYBORG 2 when it is in deficit of actual cyborgs?

And, my God.... is that.... DR BLAKE?!?

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This week we enter in the incredibly celebrated and highly commemorated, GREATEST MONTH OF THE YEAR. JUNE CLAUDE VAN DAMME!

Claire and Ryan take a hard and stern look at the 1994 JCVD outing 'Timecop' and it's straight to DVD (Shock! Horror!) completely unheard of sequel 'Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision' starring Jason Scott Lee.

What was that Timecop thinking touching his 12 year old self?

Why didn't McComb just invest in Pogs?

And what has got Hitler so damn flustered!?

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This week Ryan and Claire take a look into the murky world of the great American Psycho and it's not so great and downright bizzare high school rom-com sequel American Psycho 2: All American Girl.

Who the hell commisioned this film and why was is not shot down after the first dailies review?

How is this a sequel?

Did anyone tell Christian Bale?

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Join us as we bravely delve into the craptastic 2007's TRANSFORMERS and its only slightly worse mockbuster TRANSMORPHERS!!

Will Michael Bay please just stop? Is Warren Mitchell the hero we deserve? And did anyone get the name of that sex-bot?

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This week Ryan and Claire take a look at 1997s snake wrangling adventure clusterfuck, ANACONDA, and its straight up wonderful sequel ANACONDA 3: THE OFFSPRING.

Why was that Owen Wilson's last word? Did Hoff just kill that guy? And is John Voight OK!?

Also our Tales from the Bargain Bingo is now a thing we do, are we as film savvy as we think?  Find out on this here episode!

In our first full episode we look at the smash hit Ironman and compare and contrast to the mockbuster Metal Man.

What is Doctor Blake's problem?

Why does there seem to be a goon shortage?

And what does the bad guy even want?!

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