TFTBB normal service resumes this month when Claire and Ryan retreat from the sunlight and get their teeth sunk into a Vampire Classic and it's straight to video sequel.

You guessed it, it's 1987's Bon Jovi Children of the night cult classic 'The Lost Boys' and its not so good or classic for that matter sequel from 2010, 'The Lost Boys 3: The Thirst'.

Why is everyone always laughing in this first film?

Is there some kind of Garlic Broth available on the market?

And did Corey Feldman supply his own set of Katanas?

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And that's it! That's another miserable decade out of the way and another year of movies watched, Claire and Ryan cash in shamelessly again for the second time and take a trip down memory dark and shady alley to discuss what movies they saw, liked, hated and tolerated this year.

The Binnies get another runout, with awards going to the highly and lowly esteemed alike. Which film sucked the most? Which film didn't suck just enough to get called moderately ok? Tune in and find out!

Special end of the year thanks go to the following:

Adrian the Housemate

Jean Claude Van Damme

Anybody who has posted reviews and tweets

Various websites on the internet

Lifejacket

Freesound.org

Fact checker Dave

and of course, all the filmmakers, who like us, have ideas well above their station.

This Christmas Season Claire and Ryan flee in Christmas terror from 1984's cult classic Silent Night Deadly Night, and reestablish personal space boundaries with its fourth sequel 1991's Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker.

Why doesn't ignoring problems make them go away?

What happened to Mickey Rooney in the late 80's?

And what the holly jolly fuck is this robot's problem?!

Find out TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN!! 

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

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This week Ryan and Claire get ready for their unflattering close-ups with found footage phenomenon Paranormal Activity (2009) and it's phenomenally, but unsurprisingly disappointing knock-off Paranormal Entity.

Is Shane van Dyke the hardest working man in Hollywood?

Does every handyman worth his salt keep bells in his toolbox?

Who put Dad next to the Cillit Bang?!

Find out this and the Top Ten Lionel Richie songs of the afterlife on TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN!!!

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In the terrifying month of Spooktober on TALES FROM THE CURMUDGEONLY CRYPT Ryan and Claire get their ghoulish gladrags on and try to find dates for the prom in 1976's horror classic CARRIE and it's 1999 teen high school sequel THE RAGE: CARRIE 2.

How much teenage bush is too much teenage bush? (hint: any amount!!)

What's Tim Allen's depraved stake in all this?

And how is it possible that 90's staple Breckin Meyer isn't in this film?!

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This week Ryan and Claire dodge CHUDs, mutants, and cyborgs and seek salvation amongst the stars with 1981's Escape From New York and its 1983' Italian exploitation knock off 2019 After The Fall Of New York.

Is Snake Pliskin the coolest guy to ever dress like an Action Man?

Is 2019 the most dangerous time to be a woman?

And what kind of name is Parsifal anyway?

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This week Ryan and Claire swim for their lives from the Deep Blue Sea (1999) and into the deeper, bluer sea of 2018’s Deep Blue Sea 2.

How many side effects are too many?

When will Super Shark Juice ™ be available to the consumer, like you or I?

And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

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In this episode, Claire and Ryan have gone Amity Island to Calamity Ville, just stopping off in Italy to savor the salt air as Spielberg Blockbuster 'Jaws' and Bruno Matteis not so blockbusting Italiano Knockoff/Sequel 'Cruel Jaws' are looked at, gasped at and generally ridiculed.

Is this Sharks name actually Cruel Jaws?

How many professional Hulk Hogan Impersonators is too many?

And Behold! The greatest Windsurfing Duel ever put to the Silver Screen.

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Music by LifeJacket.

This episode Claire and Ryan deliver a rousing half time speech and discuss everyone's favorite lil slugger 50's nostagiathon 'The Sandlot Kids' and it's on the injury table and disgraced in the media coke habit cousin 'The Sandlot Kids 3: Heading Home', starring the late Luke Perry.

Who is this film even for anyway?

What the heck did they do to Benny!?

And could Luke Perry have averted 9/11 if he'd tried?

Find out on this next installment of 'TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN'!

Here batter batter batter:

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This week Claire and Ryan have been through a horrific accident and have been resurrected by the miracle of Science and just a teensy splash of Ancient Necromancy, as we watch 2014's internet hated remake of a classic 'Robocop' starring Joel Kinneman and Batman, and then compare the shiny armors of The Asylums efforts in 2014's internet unknown 'Android Cop' starring Michael Jai White and Tinman.

Does this man not know his plans from his stages?

Could this Android Cop be any more average?

And is there actually anything worse out there than Chappie!?

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Music: Lifejacket - Brains