Tales from the Drum

Crundells is the huge Ramkin estate in the Shires (no, really), where Sybil has brought her reluctant husband for a vacation. It is her son and her butler who truly enjoy the visit, though.

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Stinky is the goblin who cries out to Sam Vimes, “just-ice, Mr pol-ice-man!” He is a remarkable individual, and his talents are crucial to the pursuit of that “just-ice” on behalf of his fellow goblins.

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A country holiday turns to murder—sounds like the plot of innumerable whodunits, right? Not when it’s Sir Terry’s version.

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Pairs, roughly. Come dip into my stream of consciousness for this week’s look at pairs, monster evolution, and some other stuff. 

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The Turtle Moves

Mind How You Go

Know a coffee addict? On the Disc, the vampire Maladict uses coffee as a substitute for the B-word. Today we look at some other Black Ribboners’ substitutes for… well, you know.

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Yes, that lovely little nation that has a word that means, “the sun has risen. Let’s make war!” Borogravia is the aggressor in Monstrous Regiment—except according to them. According to them, it’s everyone else that pushed them into war. They’re that kind of country. 

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There’s a vampire in the Monstrous Regiment. Name of Maladict, in fact. Coffee addict. Black Ribboner. Hallucinator, in flashsides, that he’s in Vietnam when he runs out of coffee. Very scary. 

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Beginning on Saturday September 11th, the previous week’s Pratchips, and the regular episode of the Portal, will be available on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh2HGerNeQ9kkv3WvZnyzVQ

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A Discord member (and Patreon subscriber) requested that Monstrous Regiment be this week’s book. And so it is.

As you’ll hear in this episode, Monstrous Regiment takes on some weighty topics, all in the inimitable STP style. Good stuff, Maynard! 

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Beginning on Saturday September 11th, the previous week’s Pratchips, and the regular episode of the Portal, will be available on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh2HGerNeQ9kkv3WvZnyzVQ

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This week I am happy to bring you some news and rumors I heard in the Mended Drum, including the story about what happened when the Bursar tried Extreme Sneezing. Fortunately, there were no fatalities. 

The deadline for the Portal Poetry Contest has been extended to Sunday, September 20th.

The Re-name The Portal contest has been closed. I have settled on a new name for the show. 

We have a new email address: [email protected]. I’m working on transitioning all our MGP (Medieval Gnome Productions) related email there. Send us an email at the new addy—you never know what might happen!  

And, PLEASE send me some new questions for Granny! You can ask her anything.

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GNU Terry Pratchett 

The Turtle Moves

Mind How You Go

Scumble, Bearhugger’s Whiskey, Special Sheep Liniment… the Disc has no shortage of distilled alcoholic beverages. But Special Sheep Liniment is the favorite of Tiffany Aching’s father, and was the favorite of Granny Aching when she was alive. And of course, the Nac Mac Feegle love it. What more need be said?

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