Tales from the Porkside

Ryan brings back brother Corey to recount the classic Porkside entry "What a Treat: Live at the Dindleplex Theater." Corey explains his many curious obsessions including Johnny Sins, the number ten, and the films "Anaconda" and "Paparazzi."   Welcome to The Sow's Take, where your host Ryan breaks down select episodes of Tales from the Porkside like a skilled butcher breaking down a pig.

Ryan joins Corey and Patrick to help pitch Wishmaster 5 to any studio execs who are listening. Djourney with us through human history as we explore the influence of djinn across human history, and on a young man whose only wish is to be a shoe…

"When God breathed life into the universe…the light gave birth to Angels…the earth gave birth to man..the fire gave birth to the djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds."

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

For the first time in Porkside history, sworn rivals Ryan and Ron meet face to face to find out what the hell is wrong with each other. Will they finally taste the carnitas of peace, or will they forever be trapped on a fiery rack of pastor? The seasoned Porksiders discuss the Sbarro's franchise, djinn, internet culture, and Ron's mange.    Welcome to The Sow's Take, where your host Ryan breaks down select episodes of Tales from the Porkside like a skilled butcher breaking down a pig. 

Due to our guests' availability and their shocking level of unprofessionalism, we do not have a proper Sow's Take episode breakdown this week.   Instead in this exclusive "Troughside Chat," Ryan interviews Corey and Patrick, the twisted duo responsible for Tales from the Porkside. In an incredibly tense Sow's Take, we discuss our now concluded lawsuit, troublesome Porkside guests, Corey's and Patrick's radical views, and ExtenZe natural male enhancement pills.   Welcome to The Sow's Take, where your host Ryan breaks down select episodes of Tales from the Porkside like a skilled butcher breaking down a pig.   For further information on ExtenZe, check out our beautiful underrated commercial on YouTube: Male Enhancement

The Dung Resevoir holds a dark secret. Ben joins us this week to tell us the story of what happens when a man obsessed with killing owls meets a man who loves bathing in the waste of others.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Today we are joined by frequent Porkside guest and host of The Green Book, Corey to relive the tale of cowgirl outlaw Thresher Internatio in the classic episode "To Serve Roached Cock." We discuss Corey's habit of trying to host every podcast he is on, the slow decline of the show, politics, anal history, and of course, jacking off.   Welcome to The Sow's Take, where your host Ryan breaks down select episodes of Tales from the Porkside like a skilled butcher breaking down a pig.

Cataract Hampurr is a world class bass fisher and incredible chef, but with this gift comes a curse. Will LVPD sheriff Millard Grouper be able to track him down? Will the topic of piss be brought up in this episode? Find out in this rancid auditory expedition that we call Tales from the Porkside.

Special guest and snake Ryan joins us and dive deeper into the status of our utterly stupid lawsuit.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

If you're in the mood for more morally bankrupt material, check out Death Collective on YouTube. You'll be so sorry you did.

Once again we are joined by Co-Creator, Lead Storyteller, and Lead Brother of Porkside, Corey, as he discusses the life and death of Ms. Theory Grange in "The Mahalo Culinary Institute." We chat about Theory's murder, dog vs. human meat, fulfilling BMs, and the unborn child that Corey consumed at the end of the tale. Welcome to The Sow's Take, where your host Ryan breaks down select episodes of Tales from the Porkside like a skilled butcher breaking down a pig. 

Ron join us this week to catch us up on his rivalry with Ryan, and shares a story of a zookeeper determined to save his wife and son from the fate that befalls all captive animals, suicide.

We apologize for any confusion concerning episodes released under the name of "The Sow's Take." Legal measures are being taken to sort out this jumble of cat-shit.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Welcome to The Sow's Take, where your host Ryan breaks down select episodes of Tales from the Porkside like a skilled butcher breaking down a pig.

In the series premiere, we are joined by Co-Creator and Lead Storyteller of Porkside, Corey, as he discusses their first episode "Universal Studios Presents: The Thomas Jane Experience." Listen closely as Corey talks about homegrown violent extremists, his strained relationships with the Porkside staff, and struggles to remember any details about the episode.